Parker

Everything is relative, keep it in perspective. Business Grad, Combat Vet, & generally a simple guy. #11A #Aztec6 #StMaurice #FuckAverageStaySavage

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐲 @_shayza]

Pretty simple on what Presti should do:

·Let Dort walk.
·Pick up Hartenstein team option or re-sign him for a 2/50 or 3/75 type of deal.
·Trade 12 and 17 for 8, 9 or 10 to ensure Yaxel.
·Extend Cason to a 4/100 type of deal.
·Trade Wiggins and Joe for future picks or an offensive minded wing.
·Re-sign Kenrich to a vet minimum.

2026/27 roster:

1.Shai
2.Chet
3.Jalen
4.Ajay
5.Hartenstein
6.Caruso
7.Cason
8.Jaylin
9.Mccain
10.Sorber
11.Yaxel
12.Kenrich
13.Topic
14.Carlson
15.37th pick or Wing (would have about 10 million to spend on a wing)

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

Rudy Gobert is a bigger offensive threat than Chet!
#Thunder #OKC

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

I dont want to hear anymore about this “Wemby v. Chet” rivalry! Cause it isnt.
Wemby owns Chet & its not even close.
Had that boy scared to even look at the rim.
From a #Thunder Fan
#OKC

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

I want Chet traded.

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

There needs to be a study, why & how are short work weeks always significantly worse than a normal week.
Today has been a “double monday”..

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

Caruso is the new and true Mr. Thunder!

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

Monday is always going to Monday.
Tuesday felt like a Monday also..

Today’s Wednesday, & do you know whats worse?
If you thought Wednesday feeling like a Monday too, you’d be wrong.

It’s Wednesday feeling like it should be a Friday….😮‍💨

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

I really need @Cadillac_F1 to pick it up in this first session please

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

Oh my 😳. #RedBullRacing

[NBA Tour Dates @NBATourDates]

Kevin Durant in the 2011 3PT Contest:

6 PTS
5/25 3PM (20%)
1/5 on Moneyballs

How did his PR team wipe this off the internet 😭

[Vengeance Wood🪵 @Vengeancewood]

The rarest jersey in NBA history

On this day 19 years ago the New Orleans Hornets wore these Valentines Day jerseys for the only time

Not only were these a rare red for the team, but they also had Oklahoma City on the front, as the team was temporarily relocated in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina

Happy Valentines everyone 🫶

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

I appreciate seeing the roads getting prepped already

[Parker @TheSimpleMan_]

I love it 😤

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

[Hoosier Haze @HoosierHaze]

Thoughts? lol

[Ashley Adamson @AdamsonAshley]

Last year at Cal, Fernando Mendoza was knocked out on a controversial hit by Wesley Bissainthe in a crushing loss.

In last night’s national championship…Bissainthe was the last defender Fernando ran through on that 4th down TD.

This movie will have to be a trilogy to properly convey all the absurd storylines.

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

2022 JMU: 8-3
2023 JMU: 11-1
2024 Indiana: 11-2
2025 Indiana: 16-0 🏆

This dude is literally playing EA CFB Dynasty Rebuild IRL…

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Shai to Kevin Durant:

"ENJOY THE 7TH SEED" 😭

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DUNK OF THE YEAR?!!?! ANTHONY BLACK ON 4 GRIZZLIES 😳😳😳