Dave Sims

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@Attenboroughs_D @jaydotclark

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@BurnsyIB @GeorgeWicks14 tttttiippp

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@RossKemp @jaydotclark

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@Simon_Kennedy8 Enjoy big lad!

[David Prentice @prenno]

Now that's a front page! https://t.co/Sgp6bZlqIn

[Halesowen Town FC @halesowentownfc]

54' 0-0 Delaney shoots wife after Anderson feeds him the ball #HALvTAM

[TRNDR Football @TRNDRfootball]

Wait for it..... 😂😂 https://t.co/HDg6VHdhte

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Let's take another look at that Liverpool penalty incident: https://t.co/ASSXjZo7Xo

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

Joe Hart trying to find the ball 😂 https://t.co/uQjlSpBz8A

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Flamini, a man clever enough to produce a renewable replacement for oil, doesn't know that steaming into Messi in the box is a bad idea.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

No Allen, No Party. #LFC

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

During the celebrations in the changing room Kolo lost his keys, but after a brief search we found them. It was so funny.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

It's not just Liverpool fans who are happy to see the return of @jon_flan93...

https://t.co/D0lFm1llSg #LFC

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

Absolute joy to watch @ronnieo147

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

ASTON VILLA ARE WINNING A GAME OF FOOTBALL!

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@jaydotclark @CombinedHistory what did I bloody tell you. How's making a murderer coming along?

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@jaydotclark it's ten episodes long boy. All the best.

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@jaydotclark shocking is the adjective I'd use. Top drawer documentary.

[Dave Sims @TheSims07]

@jaydotclark watch Making a Murderer on Netflix boy. Need someone to talk to about it.