The Sims Logic

You can relate to these tweets if you have ever played The Sims. Not affiliated with The Sims in any way.

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Periods explained by the sims

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Foreplay 101:

*click on bed: relax*

*click on sim: invite over*

*click on sim: cuddle*

*click on sim: woohoo*

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"How's school going?"

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When you mum calls you down for dinner

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Relationship status:

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Burns dinner so it's horrifying quality,

Calls guests to meal.

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Good times

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*applies for job in architecture*

Experience: Building houses on The Sims since 2001

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There's two types of people at the gym

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😂😂😂

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Reads book about logic,

Qualifies as doctor.

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The absolute heartache, followed by sheer panic, when a burglar comes onto your lot and you realise you forgot to buy a burglar alarm

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You know you're lazy when you can't even be bothered to make your sim shower

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Has one birthday,

Becomes ten years older.

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Refusing to woohoo with your husband because the room isn't decorated well enough

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Grows up,

Boyfriend still a teenager.

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My sim decided to adopt a new dog

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Toilet leaks,

Puts baby in it.

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This dude is a savage 😂😂😂

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When you're lying down on your phone and it falls on your face