Saitama

Yeah I'm the bald man who can slap you to the moon how could you tell

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@BruhMonophobia @spaceypotato @WanderingGuyN My brain hurts from reading this at 3am

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@Darmaniganda Yeah... how are you doing

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@OfficialKoichi @donsswrldd @AgoodguyA @KeflaBestFusion @m8talcooler @StevenGemKid @RHeadcrab @FacelesJack @RavioliSauce1 @Barboachganda @Twitter @LouisleDernier I forgor

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@SecretUnsealed @WanderingGuyN @tapioka_bomb Fuckin facts

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@WanderingGuyN @tapioka_bomb Get ratioed nerd

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@JustRenoLol @gokurawt @Alpha_ExeGhost Heh.

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

Oh hey Lapis, Peter and I are in a hot tub and he's been telling me all about what's happened since. You can't forget the good times huh Lapis

[Jinx @UnluckyHexer]

I hate that I remember this

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@inferno_o_o @WanderingGuyN Look, I can see why since we're both the same kind but you probably should. I wish you the best of luck fellow bald hero

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@inferno_o_o @WanderingGuyN Come on Inferno I know you can do it

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@inferno_o_o @WanderingGuyN Do it

[Darmanitan @Darmaniganda]

Finally took Saitama to the Capcom Cafe. I had to forcefully make him hungry with food pictures for half an hour to convince him, but now we’re gonna be eating good!

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@TheGoldenJerk Oh trust me, I'd be punching myself if I did. I still have some dignity left

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@MiketheVODBU Got to put something on this site... im not proud but it's still something

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

So I'm at Target for groceries and I see a big doggo. Why couldn't you be real...

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man

[Saitama @TheSingleHitGuy]

@ParodyClash darm