J. Sebastián M. M.

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

I miss psi phi.

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Por favor, vida, suéltame suéltame ya😭

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Thanks @sanbenito for spending 3,930 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Tarot. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/7NIIFU1aZL

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Soy un colombiano en el exterior, pero hoy vi algo que me alarmo. En las encuestas el 13% del país votará en blanco, ese porcentaje es casi igual a la población de Bogotá. Y eso, no sé pero se verdad me preocupa…

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

When @sanbenito said “tranquila no soy psycho, no vo’a hacer un papelón, pero, Auch, mi corazón” I really felt that #UnVeranoSinTi

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Wednesday is really the toughest day of the week for me

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Sin boletos para ver a @sanbenito y ahora sin el @FIFAWorldCup. Ya que se acabe este 2022 hpta…

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Knowing when to quit before is too late is also a skill. I will forever treasure the memories.

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Somehow my students found out I was in a fraternity in college and now they don’t let me live it out lol

[almas @almaspurisic]

me tryna find out whos been spendin all my money

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

@shannon_ski and waiting for breaks…

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Today i was looking back at my college pictures and all I wanna say is that if I met you in college I apologize for my behavior lol

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

How can I tell a student to stop being a hoe nicely…

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

A year from now I was at my lowest point in my life, because of that HUGE mistake in life I’ve decided to turn my life around. Today I can say that I am living my best life, and it is nothing that I expected. #Blessed

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

I was contacted by a counselor about a student attendance to class, but that student is always in my class. So naturally I approached her to ask her what’s going on. The student answered me by saying “you are the only cool teacher so I only come to your class” #MadeMyDay

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Talk about life hacks

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Viviendo en NYC me he dado cuenta que los rolos bailan salsa diferente…

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

@raymoods ¡Gusto saber que vives aún, babu! ¡Te quiero mucho parcero!

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

@danielzammusic Jajajajajajajajajajajaja ay dios!

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Rocket Power was a show that was wayyyyyy ahead of their time. NGL but our generation deff had the best kids cartoons ever!!!!

[J. Sebastián M. M. @TheSingularJuan]

Oh btw guys, I will be a full-time teacher in September here in NYC. Yes, the kids will be in good hands. Pray for me instead!🙏🏽