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Its likely everything i say will offend someone but this is the unfortunate world we live in

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@BBCNews I'm sure prior to taking him to hospital the guy gurgled,"Help I've been stabbed" to which the cops replied, 'nah I don't think you have mate' bc they never learn there

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@himenoinu1 @RobertsSpaceInd Why would it come up a freight elevator? That would just be silly, also are you new here bc this event happens the same time every year

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@LeadingReport Oh no here's a solution to a financial problem you can't overcome...

How dare you call me poor

Concerts and Sporting Event prices are skyrocketing bc ticket sites realize people will pay the exorbitant rates. What does that have to do with the president

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@RepThomasMassie @PCKY40031 @WhiteHouse Gas is down by a buck fifty here

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@MrImranPk Dear Ali baba your last 4 last leaders deep throated missiles for threatening his country

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@mandyarthur And they have a right to kill and torture any person they want for any reason.

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@johnpavlovitz Then go there

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@benjamincowen Pattern recognition isn't your strong suit is it?

1) makes a wild demand beyond what would seem reasonable

2) gets laughed at

3) makes a wild threat with a timeline

4) in the final hours gets what he actually wanted which comes across way more reasonable

5) repeat

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@FmrRepMTG *Former* for a reason

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@AngryPatriotic @SaltyGoat17 Sounds like a Europe problem

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@DailyIranNews

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@MrImranPk I heard your leaders are a blast to hang out with and the last 3 or 4 really brought the house down

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@Arrogance_0024 Have fun covering the loss of income

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@AntiLeftMemes Sweep the legs

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@sandshark720 @Rob510G @GPxGP @survivetheark Throwing it out there, No Man's Sky has had at least 35 MAJOR game changing updates that have all been completely free. New skins, unlocks, mission types, gameplay styles, completely customizable ships. Every feature has a comparable part to ark but ark has charged

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@JustinPetersMin Seems small minded to speak in absolutes when speaking on a near infinitely vast universe. A better statement would begin "our current understanding of the laws of physics does not allow..."

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@ARKAscendedNews Kinda like survival evolved was before whatever ASA turned into?

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@KevinCastley Probably has to do with the conservative policies put in place by the conservative mayor of Chicago

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@CultureCrave Hey Bud if you think this is rough you should check out Star Citizen

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