The Yacht Rock Evangelist

Former child, cat enthusiast, art supply aficionado, elegant millennial, and unofficial sixth Spice Girl.

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@JakeSalza @frankieroisms My moon is in stag but my rising is mage

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@JakeSalza Hey (louder than everyone else)

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@JakeSalza Would

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@JunsuiSilly !

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@TaylorsMoons @jamdrago It’s the one benefit of being a Food Allergy Gworl.

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@ChavezEllis1 STOP

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

Never dig in on the plosive.

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

You never double down on the grip.

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@goldcatamount Can confirm. I was on that call. You look absolutely shredded

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

🍂 👑

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

Luxury. Opulence. Glamour.

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@goldcatamount I’m so outrageously excited to see you. Baked goods or otherwise

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@goldcatamount IM ALSO THEY

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

@goldcatamount This is bad. This is all bad.

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👁

[The Yacht Rock Evangelist @TheSkybeaver]

This could be us but you’re not a cat :(

[charlie @chunkbardey]

humiliating to be into furniture. “beautiful table” jesus christ