Slater

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women & breakfast food. @CRKernels on-field host. Voice actor. Recovering radio personality.

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

I saw someone on my Facebook timeline say that "Return of the Mack" is the most annoying song of all time.
1) This person has been muted.
2) This person obviously has never listened to "Sweet Caroline"

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Prince Reigns @princereignss]

"Even a 747 looks small when it's flying in to the Grand Canyon"

Triple H really cooked Stephanie McMahon with this 💀

[F R I E N D L Y @WrestleFriendly]

The time "The New" Daniel Bryan responded to fans chanting “WHAT?” during his promo on Miz TV.

Bryan: “They're reciting something stupid from 20 years ago, but they can't help themselves.”

This is probably one of the best and most underrated responses to the “WHAT?” chants.

[Iowan Leftist @CornfedLeftist]

Guys, you don't understand, I know all the previous Republican governors have been objective failures, but if we just elect ONE more Republican, THIS time they'll solve all of our problems.

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

@Bdee78668433804 @DrNeilStone Lol he admitted to making the statistics up

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

@HawkEmDownChris Steve Stenstrom

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

@wydsilent Serge Zwikker

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

If you get a Teams message after 4 PM on a Friday, just ignore it. That’s a Monday problem.

[Ricky O'Donnell @SBN_Ricky]

I still think Hammond is fake leverage, that site is a shithole (sorry), George would ruin the family legacy forever by moving the team there. Soldier Field is fine. The Bears don't need a new stadium and can't afford to pay for one, so they might as well get comfortable renting.

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

This is an absolute sham. What a slap in the face to every single Bears fan.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[Alex Gookin @_AlexGookin]

Republican nominee in the state controlled by Republicans for 20 years:

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

“Why do u watch wrestling if its fake”

Btch have u ever watched a fkn movie

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

Damn, I was really hoping to hear "Calculus" again

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

BREAKING: 2GE+HER has pulled out of their performance at the Great American State Fair

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Gen Z won't understand, but this woman dropped one of the hardest lines of the 2000's.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

We kept our phones put up because they was confiscating phones in 2005

[Slater @TheSlaterShow]

@VinnysCorner1 John Allred

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

33 years ago today, The Kid became The 1-2-3 Kid after defeating Razor Ramon in one of the biggest upsets in wrestling history!

[Meme Space Nine @meme_space_nine]

Yeah, millennials insisted on making the SATs part of the school's performance framework. They insisted on AP courses becoming part of the curriculum. They insisted on college recruiters taking trips to schools. They insisted on scholarship forms being in every admin office. Millennials demanded statistics lessons on the differences between college graduates and high schoolers in earning potential with zero time being given to the trades. Millennials were the cause of all this. Not their Boomer school administrators, Boomer bank CEOs, Boomer Politicians and Boomer parents.

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[Variety @Variety]

Ted Turner, the TV mogul and philanthropist who founded CNN, has died. He was 87.

Turner disclosed in September 2018 that he was suffering from Lewy body dementia, a brain disorder that affects memory and other cognitive functions.

Turner, Time Magazine’s Man of the Year in 1991, transformed the world of television, inventing 24-hour news with CNN and pioneering national basic cable. To feed his “superstation,” he made deals that rewrote the rules of sports broadcasting. He was also a sports figure himself, winning the America’s Cup and owning the Atlanta Braves when they won the World Series.

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