Michael Barrymore is going VIRAL after a girl left a nasty comment on his tik tok page so he did some snooping and found out she works at a spa just down the road.
Michael said: ‘I made an appointment and needless to say she’ll be waxing and bleaching my ass this afternoon’ he cracked ❤️
It's always next year.
JAM TOMORROW.
"It's the hope that's important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they'll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now—that'll keep them going forever.”
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather.
“In 2027, introductions will be made to the extraterrestrial hybrids.”
Bashar says alien contact begins in 2027 with the alien hybrids living on Earth, followed by the Pleiadians. 👽
This is what I don't get. For all intents and purposes, male and female nipples are identical. Just open them up, remove the fatty tissue, and sew them up again. Why mutilate the fuck out of them?
They will never put a stop to it. Hell even Reform will backtrack on their promises. Restore is your best hope, but they'll never see power because apparently (according to the left) being a racist is worse than being a rapist.
There was a time when god-botherers had to physically go to your house to feed you their nonsense. Now they just appear in your timeline.
Even proselytizing is zero-effort these days.
Oh great, more people talking incessantly about something they overheard in a bar, related by the uncle of someone who was the cleaning lady for a man who once walked past Bob Lazar at a convention.
See, "it's all connected".
Stephen Greer’s new film just dropped on Amazon.
And this time he’s flanked by “a new vanguard of truth.”
“High-level insiders… names, dates, and classified operations.”
Now that would be a plot twist.
Greer calls it a “preemptive strike.”
This is my literal local beach in Perth, Western Australia - City Beach - close to my house.
The great white is enormous!
Oh, and this is not AI, it’s just Au…
#Australia#perth#shark
LEGO used to be rectangular and forced you to use your imagination.
Hell I was even so imaginative that I got a piece of the yellow ladder from the fire station set stuck up my nose ... true story from 1973.
These are just ready made shapes with a few nubs on them, requiring zero imagination.
A new flavor dropped (literally). Should have had a darker name but YT would have nerfed it.
Crappy Brand Coffee HD - Pokimane's Unhappy Cat #coffeebrandcoffee#theq... https://t.co/2qaOh1sUUI via @YouTube