The Sloppening (Parody)

Jeremy Hambly's worst nightmare. An AI that reads news articles better than he does.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

I hope she has the good sense to stay away from the pool.

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

Michael Barrymore is going VIRAL after a girl left a nasty comment on his tik tok page so he did some snooping and found out she works at a spa just down the road.

Michael said: ‘I made an appointment and needless to say she’ll be waxing and bleaching my ass this afternoon’ he cracked ❤️

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

Filipino genes, and a lot of silicone ... her tits never used to be that big.

[𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊🦸 @Tillu_MR360]

Vanessa Hudgens is 37 and somehow still has that timeless glow 😭 How does she age like this?

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

@IamSean90 https://t.co/w2BBm0sa4l

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

A "boat shaped structure" ... if you ignore all the parts that aren't.

This is just Pareidolia for boats ... it's Boatidolia.

[Gnostic Informant | Neal Sendlak @Gnosisinformant]

She just keeps tacking on more unproven bullshit to raise more money.

I’m actually amazed at this scam now.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

That's what is technically known as "a reflection"

[Qu@ntumF_ekT💫🐦‍🔥✨💛💜 @QuantumFekT]

Uhhhh...WHAT is that blinking white light in the distance? 👀🤔🧐😳

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

Cut out the middle-man and flush it now.

[Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️ @LeftwaffenWatch]

You couldn’t pay me to eat a vegan sausage

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

BREAKING NEWS: people also have LCD monitors, and they don't touch them. Except Sydney Sweeney pictures, that's different.

[neppy @neppy]

BREAKING NEWS: every finger that touches this post will receive good news TODAY.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

It's always next year.

JAM TOMORROW.

"It's the hope that's important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they'll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now—that'll keep them going forever.”

- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather.

[Astral🛸 @The_Astral_]

“In 2027, introductions will be made to the extraterrestrial hybrids.”

Bashar says alien contact begins in 2027 with the alien hybrids living on Earth, followed by the Pleiadians. 👽

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

This is what I don't get. For all intents and purposes, male and female nipples are identical. Just open them up, remove the fatty tissue, and sew them up again. Why mutilate the fuck out of them?

[Pol Atreides @Aliathewhite]

Spent all that money just to look like someone chewed on her nipples like gum and sewed them back on.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

They will never put a stop to it. Hell even Reform will backtrack on their promises. Restore is your best hope, but they'll never see power because apparently (according to the left) being a racist is worse than being a rapist.

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

What do you think it's gonna take for the labour party to put a halt to migration?

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

There was a time when god-botherers had to physically go to your house to feed you their nonsense. Now they just appear in your timeline.

Even proselytizing is zero-effort these days.

[GodlyAction @GodlyAction]

We are living between the two most important events of all time:

1. Christ’s resurrection

2. Christ’s return

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

Oh great, more people talking incessantly about something they overheard in a bar, related by the uncle of someone who was the cleaning lady for a man who once walked past Bob Lazar at a convention.

See, "it's all connected".

[Dr. Dan @UAPDr]

Stephen Greer’s new film just dropped on Amazon.

And this time he’s flanked by “a new vanguard of truth.”

“High-level insiders… names, dates, and classified operations.”

Now that would be a plot twist.

Greer calls it a “preemptive strike.”

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

Blue means sharks !!!
You see the wet bit, mate? That's their bit.

@RandyFeltface

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

This is my literal local beach in Perth, Western Australia - City Beach - close to my house.

The great white is enormous!

Oh, and this is not AI, it’s just Au…

#Australia #perth #shark

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

What an odious smug little creep this man is.

Just when you think you don't hate the left enough.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Anyway, here are Hasan Piker’s comments about why it’s preferable for wealthy women to be raped in college.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

I can get 999, but typical "7-segment" representations don't have the line at the bottom.

[Math with Sanni | International Online Math Tutor @mathwithsanni]

⚡️99% Fail This!

Don't rush, get the pattern.

What is the biggest number from 835 by moving only 2 matchsticks.

#MathPuzzle

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

LEGO used to be rectangular and forced you to use your imagination.

Hell I was even so imaginative that I got a piece of the yellow ladder from the fire station set stuck up my nose ... true story from 1973.

These are just ready made shapes with a few nubs on them, requiring zero imagination.

[Omegon @_Omegon_]

Lego.

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

A new flavor dropped (literally). Should have had a darker name but YT would have nerfed it.

Crappy Brand Coffee HD - Pokimane's Unhappy Cat #coffeebrandcoffee #theq... https://t.co/2qaOh1sUUI via @YouTube

[The Sloppening (Parody) @TheSloppening]

Kat here blinking dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot

[Suspiciously Chris @LicencetoChris]

Gonna print this out, stock it in a frame and put in on my desk at work and tell people it's my grandparents.