The Slums

Coffee, booze and rock and roll.

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@dennisferry With no regard for human life

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@aidanlicker I don't know who this clown is, but he looks like a That 70s Show reject and I hate his busted ass face.

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@elliott_mags 🙄

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@davidfnchrist Such. Trash.

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@aidanlicker @HeadNorthUSA @ugly_sun @madeviolent You've been our dude for a while homie, no love lost. Just been living that Seinfeld life.

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@aidanlicker @HeadNorthUSA @ugly_sun @madeviolent It's a little less funny to us but hey, DMX said Party Up so.

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@HeadNorthUSA is real. @ugly_sun is real. @madeviolent is real. Show love. Officially, The Slums are dead. Thank you, thank you thank you, it's me not you. It's over.

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As always, @ugly_sun serves as a reminder that rock and roll isn't dead. Yet. Thanks, fellas.

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@ugly_sun One thing's for sure....it will go better than last time. You try to fuck me, I'll fuck you better.

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@lilyfisch7 @billyjoel This thing literally has about 4 notes in it, at least those dongs in the Eagles could play.

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I love him with all my heart, but "Big Shot" by @billyjoel has the worst guitar solo in rock and roll history. No contest.

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"I kind of want to dress up like Hillary, but you know like a SLUTTY Hillary?"

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@aidanlicker "....."

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@kstuitje If anybody can make that happen it's you bud.

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@kstuitje YOU are devilishly handsome. This guy? Woof.

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@kstuitje Ugly. So ugly.

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@humblebraggers Gym shorts have their only acceptable locale built into their name, case closed. If you're in shimmer shorts and you're not sweating, gtfo.

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@humblebraggers Let's call joggers what they are: sweatpants. And if you're doing anything but letting your dog out in them, you're a heathen.

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@ugly_sun Yo where them drunk tweets at doe? How do you feel about people who chew loudly, ya know?

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@miss_chezzyyyy I put on a 3 hour YouTube video of an oscillating fan last night. Who the hell am I.