Javier (J.P.) Peña

Be excellent to each other.

Sour Patch

[Javier (J.P.) Peña @TheSlutterfly]

Low-key I'm probably a weird dude and I totally dig it.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

The later you have your lunch break, the shorter the work day

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

And now Pete Crow-Armstrong matches Shohei Ohtani with a leadoff home run of his own!

[ImFrafra @Fravinhoni]

um classico virtual

[khusanov dogso enjoyer @josepsburner]

film twitter wants movies to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist once again but film twitter also wants to shit on people actually going to the movies again

[Alex Kittoe @AlexKittoe]

Photos I shot on a $19 telephoto lens

[Nameless Goon @_NamelessGoon]

watching two squirrels beat the fucking shit out of each other

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation." - Tony Soprano

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

you’re suppose to flirt with your girl everyday like u still tryna pull her

[The Bush Archive @TheBushArchive]

George W. Bush summer

[fran @gutsfan4]

how I felt telling some guy a row in front of me to turn off his phone and he actually did

[Dad @bert_and_BERNIE]

Every 76ers season ticket sales rep right now

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Authenticators be like: Is this you logging in on your laptop at the same office you’ve worked at for five years????

[Ben Taylor @bentay]

This meeting could’ve been 57 slack messages over the span of two days

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

another great Emeril clip here as, based on some of these reaction shots, he invents putting a lime or lemon in your beer for some of these fellas

[Chris Wetterich @ChrisCinciBiz]

The proposed Hyde Park Square development adds flood management infrastructure, namely, underground detention storage.

In other words, it is better from a stormwater management perspective to build that apartment building than continue to have it be a surface parking lot.

[zee 𓇢𓆸 @holdyourhurt]

she’s so real 😭

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[Noel Corscadden @Noel_YYC]

The funniest part of this is ‘Jambo’ means hello in Swahili.

So the implication is he said “what’s your name?” and the guy went “…hello?” and then he said “that’s a beautiful name.”

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

this is still the funniest thing to come out of house of the dragon 😭

[Kent Blazemore @2Mantooth]

So my first job out of college. I was making 65k with a bonus right. But you don’t realize I don’t actually keep that 65k. Every check there’s taxes that come out for federal and state. And also health insurance. So I’m only taking home a piece of that is what people don’t unders