linktr.ee/rdewalt

(he/him)
Dad of Four, Married to @bitesizedewalt
Deep Fried Double Wide. I bleed suspense and lunch meat.

[linktr.ee/rdewalt @TheSmartRyan]

Making a new post for a pinned tweet;
kofi: https://t.co/nxEUZGYMM4
paypal: https://t.co/97qVPnTh4v

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@Dutchcartoon Or like how after "Pacific Rim" any exceptionally large monster is a "Kaiju"

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@Starhound Four here as well. I don't want undesirables to get them, so I can't just randomly toss them out either.

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I have four bluesky codes to give away.

Please be a mutual, friend of a mutual, or rationalize why I should give it to an effective rando.

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Yesterday we had to say goodbye to Dexter, our faithful dog, seen here the day he was adopted from the humane society shelter.

End of life care has crushed our finances. If anyone could toss a couple bucks, it would really help. (Venmo: @ryan-dewalt-2 cashapp: $rdewalt )

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I didn't join X. I joined Twitter.

Feh.

"Do you remember when you joined X? I do!"

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@GavynLumier 1: "Wait for the Repubicans to shit themselves rushing to spin this to their advantage.
2: Gavin Newsom gets to nominate a young, spry 70 year old to her position to get a fresh face in politics.
3: Searches for "Elder Abuse" increase.
4: "Kissinger is still alive?" trends.

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@lawindsor Oh please, Mitch announced he'd hypocritically replace RBG in THE SAME LETTER he tried hard to be human and say she's dead. They'll go out of their way to spit on her.

The ONLY correct way to put "Republicans" and "honor" in the same sentence is with "have no" between them.

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Does anyone remember when the Republican party was anti-Russia, or is this a Berenstein/Berenstain Mandella thing and I'm from a good universe?

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@ZackLoup It is by default on mine... but this is Apple so ymmv.

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@ZackLoup @ThornwolfArt If you have a regular iCloud backup you'll only lose what was created since the backup

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Dear Texas GOP...

If AG Paxton was a Democrat, you would have gutted him, danced on his corpse, and bragged endlessly.

The fact that you let a blatantly corrupt fucker just slide free shows that you are not a law-abiding party. Fuck every single person who supports you.

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@DemonBob_Badman If he came out as a Republican and took a stance against his father? They'd drop all charges against him and make him their pres nominee

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@NikoCottontail its like, my PS4? I can use the controllers on my PC. No fuckery required. Switch? Controllers just work on my PC as well. No cables, no fancy anything.

Using a common "industry standard" makes things better for the consumer, not... however they try and justify otherwise.

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Feel that big giant shift in the earth's rotation?

That's all the apple fanatics applying so much spin to the Apple-USB-C announcement that they've applied tangible torque to the planet. Fucking hell guys. You were forced by the EU, you aren't blessing us with shit.

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@NikoCottontail I don't -get- it. Its like a cult. But then, I don't grok cult behavior anyway. I don't devoutly follow a band, or actor, or game or anything...

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@NikoCottontail Me? I've got my ipad pro, works fine on any of my usbc chargers. My work macbook pro? Same thing. My personal mac laptop is still magsafe-1 so can't fix that. But yeah, USB-C charging is awesome.

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@NikoCottontail Most of the truly devout Apple Fanatics I know would never sully their hands with a Non-Apple-Cable. So oh well. Got to keep the devout in line somehow.

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@NikoCottontail The ipad pro has had USBC for quite some time, same for the ipad mini (the others? Maybe) I watched a co-worker try and honestly say "This is the REAL USB-C standard, the one everyone else has been using all these years is just the unreleased beta, now YOU have to upgrade."

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@NikoCottontail Apple has a long history of forcing people to use THEIR cables.

They're going to allow USB on their phones, but MY money is on them chipping their cables so that only THEIR USBC cables charge at full speed, ANY other cable? you get 0.25A, at best.

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@DemonBob_Badman They would have kicked him out of the party after the first vote to convict, but he brings them all that delicious NRA money. So he got permission.