The Smiling DM

It's never good when the DM smiles...well, most of the time. D&D 5e DM. Tabletop games/RPGS. Amateur mini painter. Pro homebrewer. I comment back.

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@OrdinaryDM Your party is tasked by the local chamber of commerce for gathering intel on the illegal lemon trade in the region.

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@xaichai @OctopusOwl My last job I created a great relationship with my CEO. It started positive, but 3 years later, as soon as it benefited him, he started lying and gaslighting. I let him do it for a little bit just to see where he'd take it, and it was evident that the guy was just a user.

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@ResslerN But everyone is too afraid of facing the possibility that their justified actions might offend someone, so this gets chalked up to wishful thinking 😒

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@ResslerN The Spirit has given you some 🔥🔥🔥song lyrics

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@ResslerN Useish

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You know you're sleep deprived when you're about to get a frosted cinnamon roll out of the fridge and put it on a plate and then you realize you're holding a bag of raw chicken thighs.

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@chrismiles94 I just learned what a Blippi is....thanks

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@chrismiles94

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@momo_obrien Oh, weird...I thought it looked cool

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@kaldrenon Kevin Biscuits is a practicing physician and surgeon, with some veterinary experience.

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@LitRPGforum @DmEducational @thievesguildbiz @chaosgenerators @adventurersrole @Dragon_Ryder7 @irunvillains @Roll4Net It's been awhile, but thank you!

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@chrismiles94 The end draws near to us all at some point

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@chrismiles94 Idk...I just wanna wear Hot Topic band Ts again and not be judged for it.

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@ResslerN You can do it...through Christ, who strengthens you.

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@momo_obrien Either a carpentry service or something with alcohol like a tavern, brewery, or distillery.

Alternatively, I'd just combine all those and run a trade learning center where you learn carpentry and similar skills while drinking house crafted brews and spirits.

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@OrdinaryDM All my PCs usually end up putting out some sort of begrudging parent vibe. Like "I really don't want to be responsible for you screw ups, but no one else is gonna do it" kind of thing.

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@OrdinaryDM What ever could you mean?

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@chrismiles94 I got you, bro

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[Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray]

Gird your loins, Mrs. Claus.
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