The Smoke Shop Guy

I’m the guy who sold you that bong

[The Smoke Shop Guy @TheSmokeShopGuy]

Today I told someone that buying a pipe st a dispensary is like buying luggage at the airport

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People with college degrees need to understand that it’s super awesome that they have them-and no one else cares. Like unless you have a PHD in robot monkey weaponry I’m probably not interested y’all can shut the fuck up

RT if you’re bitter like me

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Most people don’t realize that the problem with drugs isn’t that they’re bad for you, it’s because they change the way you think and feel, and it makes it hard for you to relate to other humans who aren’t users. I’ve seen a lot of users few retain retain their personality.

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I’m 420 agressive

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@kevinalcova Terp

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@tyrahashlynm Send me your snap 👌

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I’m getting really tired of all these hobos howling outside my work ain’t nobody who can howl as annoying as a hobo

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People ask me every day at my store where to go buy weed
If you live in Cali and you don’t know where to buy weed you’re either stupid or don’t know what google is which IMO kinda makes you stupid by default

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Someone needs to invest time and money into my talents..but like someone who isn’t me

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There’s an art to my job that few understand

But I guess people who work in dirty massage parlors could say the same thing

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I’d rather be hateable than relatable 🙅‍♂️

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Don’t throw your life away for drugs or for work

Neither really do anything for you

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People either smoke backwoods or bitch about people who smoke backwoods there’s no middle ground

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petty theft and possession of cannabis

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And a $200 ashcatcher half off 😂 https://t.co/llspWUHM2d

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Me after a custy walks out of my store with a $300 China Glass “heady”

[The Smoke Shop Guy @TheSmokeShopGuy]

the female employees complain about each other so much at my work I’m like bruh, you’re ALL bad at your job 😂

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Stoners make the best bosses I never get overwhelmed by stress I just take a fat dab every couple hours