The SoDo Dodo

Thought to be extinct for several million years, this elusive and beautiful creature has returned to kidnap Mike Trout. And write blogs or something.

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@jon_bois Our baseball team is the Mariners. Give us a break man

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@BigMapleGrove You guys could rebrand as the Pitch Hanigrove

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@LookoutLanding No

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@LookoutLanding My problem is with discounted tickets for T-Mobile customers.

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How to end a 4 game win streak: Start Felix Hernandez. #AtleastBig🍁pitchestomorrow

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This is what I get for rooting for the Yankees today. #Mariners #DamnYankees

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In the last 10 games, Felix Hernandez has been responsible for 9 runs allowed. The rest of the pitching staff combined has allowed 12. #Mariners

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Happy Felix Da-nevermind

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@RyanDivish Seattle gentrification is a real problem, Ryan

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Insert witty comment about J.A. Happ-less here #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue

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A glrious day for Canada indeed #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #Big🍁 https://t.co/5qfZ3dFmcS

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What a glorious day for Canada, and therefore of course, the world. #WednesdayWisdom

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Wait wait wait. You're telling me a pitcher can throw 16 Ks and WIN?! Oh, right, Astros...

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Why couldn't we have scored 4 off Brett Anderson? #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #Baseballiscruel

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Filthy double play turned by Zunino #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue

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I learned in school that there are 3 states of matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Then I learned that plasma is the fourth. And then I saw Gordon steal second. Guys, there's a fifth state of matter. #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue

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Oh Heredia how I missed you in left #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue

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Sorry, make that 44 years. Extinct birds aren't good at math apparently

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Fun fact: the last team to lose after their starter threw at least 16 Ks was Nolan Ryan's California Angels on 8/20/74. Both Ryan and Detroit's Mickey Lolich took shutouts into the 11th inning, and Detroit prevailed. Ryan K'd 19. Lolich struck out 4. #Mariners #34Years

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JK I'M STILL HERE HOLY CRAP #MARINERS #TRUETOTHEVLUE

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Peace y'all. I'm done #Mariners #UpsideDownTrident