The Social Clock

Seven minutes to a mixed metaphor.
It's about time.

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@whyangelinawhy I love when you're at Cedar Point in the announcement say "Say hello to all your Peanuts Pals" but they don't enunciate it enough and that "t" kind of gets lost and it sounds like they're saying something quite different.

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@sasuke___420 Never read about the ID3 tag "standard" for MP3s.

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@seanmack1025 On the bright side, there's probably no point in teaching kids about the Petticoat Affair, the Teapot Dome scandal, or the Credit Mobilier scandal in US history class because none of those amount to a hill of beans to the average week of this administration.

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@BerisfordRon Incorrect. C is the correct answer. Especially if you have pets or kids but even if you don't.

C:

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You need to care if it's AI slop before you send it.

If you use fake AI slop against MAGA BS, all they care about is that you lied and they "owned" you.

They won't care Trump lied to them about the economy, fraud, and wasting billions; Trump will have fresh new lies for them.

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@Purpurescens @DarrinFRobinson @DougWahl1 These SPECIFIC fitness requirements are new but the idea of fitness requirements and enforcing them are old hat and they change as health and fitness concepts and fads come and go. My service overlapped with two different fitness regimes.

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@Purpurescens @DarrinFRobinson @DougWahl1 Fitness requirements aren't new. This isn't difficult. Commanders will nominate people. I'm a bit surprised costs won't be covered, so I suspect locals will be heavily represented, but VA is #3 state, MD #11, DC is #35 if it were a state, etc. No shortage.
https://t.co/1ndAI2rZpz

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@trouble_man90 Whatever makes sense.

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@KinaMagica Five Guys, Six Fags? Dinner and dessert!

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@favelaoverlord I'd make an exception for Servis Cheetah putting AF at the top if they sold directly from the web. Pakistani company the Taliban fighters preferred because they were inexpensive and not made by the West. Coalition soldiers were trained to identify Cheetahs for this reason.

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@JenResistedAGN …and he cannot lie. https://t.co/ge2atmok6b

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@it_unprofession I treat the ETA as the current time.

So if I get in the car and it's 6:30, it's 6:30. I pop my destination in Waze and my ETA says 7:30, it is about 7:30 to me until I get to my destination at about 7:30. Then time progresses normally. I find it sanity-saving.

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@kaitybella What a spectacles.

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@CoGs61963545669 Not to nitpick, but imagine making your own burgers at home and deciding that gross, wet, flavourless beefsteak tomatoes were something you couldn't improve upon or skip. I understand why restaurants use them, I don't understand why individuals buy them.

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@CalltoActivism God showing someone else's photos he printed out.

The most out-of-touch Boomer in some ways, the most typical Boomer in others.

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@Mubarak_mubious All I'm gonna say is this:

Employers say they want employees with initiative.

Use your initiative and fill the gaps.
If that makes you nervous, 20% of businesses fail per year. Use one of those as your résumé mortar.

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Basic pool upkeep. Cool.

I guess I can forget you've ruined the economy, international relations, and committed fraud on a scale that makes literally every other government fraud scandal look like a rounding error in comparison.

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@DerickStreater2 @TheCanadian19 "Sorry, landlord, I'm only paying 'starter rent' now."

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@TheCanadian19 Yep. If your business plan doesn't work without paying people a living wage, you don't have a business plan, you have a plan to exploit the working class.

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@MrsCMFrancis I am, sometimes. "Tender Love" is a legitimately great understated, minimalistic album of glitch house.

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@MarioNawfal That little boy called it a clanker. He had it coming.