The Southern Express

The Official (and fake) Twitter Account of Your Best Selling Authors and the 2x EWC Tag Team Champions of the WORLD, The Southern Express

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Whose got 3 and 3/4 thumbs and is part of the 2024 EWC Hall of Fame Class...these guys!!!

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

GOD my baby mama is going to be such a MILF, look at her...business in the front and party in the back...though had we 'partied in the back' she wouldn't be having my child...and that kids is today's lesson, if you don't want kids make sure you PARTY in the back~Bobby Rose

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

@N1ghtmareAngeI @RebelPr1Ncess @StrangleMania What's wrong with the 80's???

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Chapter 26: 'Sweetheart...I Said Heartburn...'
The bonus 26th chapter from our upcoming 2nd book:Tales from the Trails: 25 Greatest Stories from Outside the Wrestling Ring
https://t.co/kaBmvc5xwZ

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Presale orders for our new book, Tales from the Trails: 25 Greatest Stories from Outside the Wrestling Ring starts tomorrow at 11am est and to celebrate we will be releasing a special BONUS chapter/26 story entitles 'I said Heartburn...'

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Hoppin’ Down The Bunny Trail: Part Three
EWC, you have a new Tag Team to deal with
https://t.co/DfeDDyZ5At

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Hoppin’ Down The Bunny Trail: Part Two
some MAJOR Paramount News is in this also
https://t.co/rLG0QqS2QH

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

@DenzelPorter4 No unplanned bastards in 2023!!!

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Now that Bobby and I have retired from pro-wrestling we've really gotten into beach volleyball here in Australian, so much so that we are the first ones down at the beach each morning with our chairs and drinks to take in the sights...#RetirementRules

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Hoppin’ Down The Bunny Trail: Part One
https://t.co/Ed2gH8j5FK

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

All I can say is we left it ALL out there in the ring tonight!!!
#WrestleFest
https://t.co/x5y7NuZczR

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

What We Are Thankful For
WrestleFest v. The Heat Packers
https://t.co/0uUkQVpSSs

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

'Goodnight EWC!!!'
Prime #103 v. Senshi of the Blade in a Miami Street Fight
https://t.co/Ecd4mOHaPw

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

$10k MVP bonus already burning a hole in our pockets, how about a Love Club party at the @VelvetRabbitNYC to celebrate our Series Finale at @EWCParamount
@MemphisTommy @XavierReid @JLove_EWC @BunnyLo63691593

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Tune in tonight for the Season Finale of Paramount on the CW as we take on the EWC Tag Team Champions The Bastards and Next Level in what will be our FINAL match on Paramount...that's right, tonight is the Series Finale of The Southern Express @EWCParamount @StrangleMania

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Paramount Presents:The Series Finale of The Southern Express
Paramount #027 v. The Bastards v. Next Level
https://t.co/GDO2bcDc0p

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

They Should've Used The DeLorean
Prime #102 v. Damage Inc (Rebuttal)
https://t.co/vGvX8dkcmL

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Higher Education
Prime #102 v. Damage Inc.
https://t.co/WjL32jAP8a

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

Imitation IS The Highest Form of Flattery
Paramount #025 v. Next Level
https://t.co/td4xTXRYta

[The Southern Express @TheSouthernExp3]

@ShinigamiMV @StrangleMania The Commandos spent more time out of the ring than in it Friday night so fuck that noise, we will continue to brag...50 FUCKING WINS BABY AND A $10K MVP BONUS!!!!!