TheSpaceButler

Owner of 2 furry gremlins and 2 furry demonic beings of chaos / 30+ / tired

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

YOU are getting explosive diarrhea from produce. I am getting explosive diarrhea from my local pizza place. We are not the same

[TheSpaceButler @TheSpaceButler]

@feriofreak

[⚠️ grace time ⚠️ @feriofreak]

I dont think ive ever actually seriously shipped a crackship before and now im shipping several of them lmao driver/grace got me in a fucking CHOKEHOLD

Power of fandom so strong….

[Lala ✨ @Lulalala97]

don't worry I have enough anger in me to hate all billionaires and not just some of them

[em @emilyagain]

I'm sorry but the juxtaposition of a big celebrity wedding shutting down part the city and having access to the highest quality of electricity/NYC resources while there are elderly and disabled NYers who will die today because ConEd shut their power off is so fucking bleak to me

[🦂 colt 🔨 - 🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸 @coleslawcolt]

i'm not used to being interested in someone who is both conventionally attractive and a household name

[Flame (炎) @yanti8ve]

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[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The funniest thing about Kingdom Hearts is that at no point in the series does Sora have any idea what’s going on and that’s why I fuck with him because me either twin this some bullshit huh

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn't want to get picked up, he doesn't want a cuddle. we're all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we're not going to pick you up? You think we're not going to kiss you?
You're so fat

[Charlotte ☾♓️Ⓥ @CharlotteKaye]

Not liking cats is such an ick

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"be vulnerable" why do you want to access my weak spots. you just want to kill me don't you. i'm not falling for this again.

[TheSpaceButler @TheSpaceButler]

Saw posts here about a guy who exudes pathetic loser male wife energy and his little bossy alien friend and loved it before even seeing the film. Now I have my first celebrity crush and an obsession with phm. It’s destroying me.

[ؘ @graceyaoi]

a month ago i didn‘t even know about phm‘s existence and i also didn‘t know that it was starring ryan gosling i literally discovered this film by accident because i didn‘t want my movie theater gift card to expire so i went into phm for fun and now it‘s ruining my life

[blitz boltz 🔩⚙️ @boltzled]

im gonna be real honest when i started getting into phm i didnt anticipate learning about the ryan gosling cinematic universe

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[TheSpaceButler @TheSpaceButler]

Once included in an opening statement of a report something like “Due to not finishing the book in the timeline presented, this report is made off of inferences taken from context clues” and still got an A as it “made logistical sense.”

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.