Flying Spaghetti

use your noodle

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@GrzegorzRutko14 @ivansealpaints #stablediffusion

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Seems about right: https://t.co/uGIiuTRP0d #cookingWithGod #holyEats #eatMe #noodleWorship

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.@Smart_Apparel @TheGoodGodAbove @TheTweetOfGod @GodIsAliveNRock None of us and each of us is the one true truth.

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I can't believe The Flying Spaghetti Monster put us on this earth to be ordinary, and yet...

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@Bethany_roses You are welcome, also noodly one.

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.@Bethany_roses Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster brought you this far and He will continue to guide you with many a pointed noodle if you chase after Him.

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@Keystone15417 Wo be Cthulhu and his dark allure; Be not tempted!

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The Word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection

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RT @disekini: In flying spaghetti monster we trust. #FSM #pastafarianism

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RT @ArtVLeber: @TheRejected2011 haha! I'm sure his noodly appendage will accept him!

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RT @shaunbartone: #cbcweekend Guido Pasatafari, devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://t.co/BVZpExNnsX

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.@cdm_man Just close your eyes and clench your teeth, that always helps with whatever you have to go through (except driving)

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RT @AncientElement: My Flying Spaghetti Monster I made for our xmas tree. He'll be the topper.

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.@FSMDiciple Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD

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MT @androidgalaxy: I found the noodly deity washed up on the beach. He's looking a little limp. #Godisdead

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@PokeGamesYT I was hungry.

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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before me. (After is OK; just use protection.)

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Get em while they're young http://t.co/Mj1RdPXRRj

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.@Itsdustyinhere Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD