Spalding Smails

Parody: inventor of the "Trunk-Slammer" and the Double-Shank ( kinda the Bigfoot of Golf shots) Slow ass golfers molest Collies. (real life +2) #caddyshack

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Best golf story I have: Guy walks into our pro shop ( in overalls ) holding set of irons. "My kid is a lefty and these are right handed clubs. What would it cost to get these heads turn around ?" ( hand to God True- ass- story)

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@68shooter Well hell. That's my problem...

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So I have this going for me .... which is nice" - Spackler

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This was the 1/2 time " show??" So many jokes ... so little time...

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This was the 1/2 time " show??" So many jokes ... so little time...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Greatest moment in Super Bowl history https://t.co/eUswfanHhK

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Well done sir... (Someone hide the codes ...)

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@BettyFSimmons1 They went full Tincup Driving Range on you.... Could see if Romeo has the spa up and running ...🤷‍♂️

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@ShelleyGolfs Life of the party ?? #justaskin'

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@CCLcaribecrew @jimbatz Situation room ???

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USA !!! USA!!!

[Fantasy Golf Pod @fantasygolfpod]

“How am I supposed to putt with that going on?”

A friend of a friend sent this to us from yesterday on 16. #WastedManagement

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Seems Trumpsterfire could benefit from a naked lady tee to help get your ball out of his fatass shadow. His swing is a damn hoax. Take two weeks off and quit ....

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

He literally just hit the ball 10 feet in front of him... 😐

Spend $100,000,000 of hard earned tax payer’s dollars and YOU TOO can fucking suck at golf

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@PaterHumor @SRuhle @FLOTUS No. Keep eating. Eat like a damn pig. The rational part of society could use a break

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Here's hoping @RealSkipBayless chokes on some cold pizza ...@FunnyCostaki #WearingJordansAge68

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@jeffinthebay @Luke_Elvy Every freaking NFL team does this.... Zzzzzzz

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@Luke_Elvy @CarsleyGolf This whole "picture celebration" thing is sooo played out.

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@JuliaDo75580506 @JLo Once on the pole.... always on the pole...

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@bowman_roberta Must be realted to the guy that walked into our pro shop ( in overalls ) holding set of irons. "My kid is a lefty and these are right handed clubs. What would it cost to get these heads turn around ?" True- ass- story

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@rickyleepotts They send them to Cleveland...

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@jtedscott @ZachJohnsonPGA @PaulTesori @gregorysbodine Best tweet this week !

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@ColinCowherd C'mon dude....