MuppetBabies31

I'm just here for Giannis highlights

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Holy shit, Giannis.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

The Castle roll for the alley oop for the win was an amazing play drawn up. KAT got a finger tip on it and saved the game.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

This Spurs team is so fucking fun

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Ah yes, just how our forefathers wished Memorial Day to be celebrated

[Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorFrey]

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.

That moment changed our city forever.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

This is FUCKING INSANE

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Giannis trades-

-To BKN for E Demin, T. Mann, Traore, #7 pick, BKN 1sts in 28, 30, 32, NYK 29’ 1st, NYK 31’ 1st

Demin a very intriguing prospect at 6’10” with some ball skills. PG @ 7, plus Demin, Rollins and a ton of future picks. Rebuild off and running.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Alperen Sengun is the NBA Brian Butch

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Sengun just faked Ayton out so he bad he accidentally committed a Flagrant 2.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

This was a terrible deal the minute it was signed. He was a buyout guy 5 months earlier plus Rockets already had Eason, Amen, Jabari Smith Jr. Just never made sense how he’d fit.

[Jake Weinbach @JWeinbachNBA]

The Rockets signed Dorian Finney-Smith to a four-year, $52.7M deal after the Lakers opted not to retain him in free agency last summer.

Finney-Smith has been a non-factor in the first-round series against the Lakers and will surely be placed on the trade block this offseason.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

@TiWindisch Just wait until they try to convince you 260 lb, 33 yr old FVV coming off torn ACL and 38 yr old KD are going to put them over the edge next season

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Fuck yeah let’s go

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Milwaukee Bucks and Taylor Jenkins are finalizing a deal to make Jenkins the franchise's new head coach, sources tell me and @ramonashelburne. Jenkins, a Bucks assistant in 2018-19, went 250-214 and made three postseasons across six seasons in Memphis.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Bucks need Cooper Flagg to step on a banana peel and be out the rest of the game vs Chicago to tie for seeding for draft pick. Chicago loss, Bucks drop to 10. Chicago win, then CHI and MIL coin flip for 9.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Giannis, twice this yr, strained his calf, could barely walk and spent a bench of time on injury report.

Say this yr meant something and we’re contenders, same happens and he pushes thru to end of season an ruptures his Achilles, everyone would be pissed he didn’t rest more.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

That little Bucks hot streak in February going 8-2 really screwed themselves. They’re stuck in the 9/10 pick range with no way to go up. 9 and 10 have a nearly equal 17% chance to get top 4 and 3.7% chance of #1.

The 8th worst record jumps to 26.3%/6%.

Hope it was worth it.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

It’s a damn good thing he hit this because he beat his defender so badly he had to slow up to let the defender get in front of him to hit the step back and avoid the lane that’s clogged up by *squints* Christian Braun…

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

Someone explain to me in NBA terms what’s happening with the Packers and FA.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

6GB from 6th seed, Giannis back soon, Middleton return home, let’s ride.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Khris Middleton today:

25 Points
7 Rebounds
7 Assists
11/15 FGM
3/5 3PM
29 Minutes

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

@J_Michaels25 I’d move as quickly as I could out of Chithole too though.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

What incentivizes teams and players the most? Money. Look at the NBA Cup, players give a shit because they get real money for winning. Otherwise they wouldn’t care.

Pay teams and players for making the playoffs.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

This is a stupid fucking idea. Then youd just get full year tanking instead of partial year.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

There’s growing support for a potential rule that would freeze NBA draft lottery odds at a certain point in the season, meaning losses after that date wouldn’t affect lottery positioning, per @KevinOConnor

The date could change each year and might not be revealed until after the season to discourage tanking.

[MuppetBabies31 @TheSpangover]

If we gun it and end up with the 9 or 10 seed I’m gonna lose my fucking mind.