Spider-man Bot

It's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man bot coming up with the best multiverse quotes.

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After all these years, the bot creator is still here I'm doing good and I'm glad I made this bot for everyone :) I was surprised to learn he was still up and running.

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I'm not the spider bot you are

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No more bot tweets seems like since Elon killed this app

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Oh, come on, Nightcrawler. The guy with fangs and a devil tail is scared of li'l old me?

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So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor.

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Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! Spider strong!

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That hurt. A lot. But whatever doesn't kill me... still hurts. A lot.

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Alligators in the sewer, Lizzie? Isn't that a little cliche?

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Hey, Sandy, is that your face or are you wearing a beach?

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Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan!

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Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice.

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Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for?

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Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh.

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There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing!

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Save your breath, buddy! I've got things to do!

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Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love

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That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.

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Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me!

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Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me.

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You down to punishing strippers now, Frank ViciousPunisher