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@RepFine Nothing says “American values” like a congressman that flies the Israeli flag in his office. The Constitution protects Americans from compelled pledges, Randy.

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@HankDesmondPhD “Prosecute communism as a felony” is a fascinating way to announce that your plan to save America begins by repealing the First Amendment. Then come the server farms, voting restrictions and government-sponsored Christianity.

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@SpeakerJohnson @POTUS Mike Johnson watched violent crime fall under Biden, waited for Trump to take office, then yelled “PROMISES KEPT” like Republicans personally invented public safety. Even border encounters were already plunging in 2024. Promises made. Timeline erased. Credit stolen.

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@susi815 Scientists analyzed global mortality data and estimated millions of lives saved. Susi Swift typed “exactly zero” into Twitter and declared the matter settled. Pack it up, everyone. A random account with Wi-Fi has completed the research

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@RandPaul ABC covered it. CNN covered it. Rand Paul still called it “silence” because MAGA’s definition of journalism is “repeat my accusation exactly or you’re part of the cover-up.”

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@tedcruz Ted Cruz, constitutional lawyer, now claims using a constitutional right proves you intended to commit a felony. Trump invoked the Fifth more than 400 times. Was he preparing to lie 400 times or does the Constitution only become evidence of guilt when someone MAGA hates uses it

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@dbongino Dan Bongino lecturing people about stupid public posts is like an arsonist hosting a fire-safety TED Talk. AP identified him as a leading MAGA spreader of false 2020-election claims

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@SenTuberville Yes, punish fraud. Start with TS Capital—the firm you co-owned 50/50 that was named in a CFTC fraud case. You weren’t charged; your partner went to prison, and you settled the investors’ suit.

Funny how accountability got urgent once the fraud stopped carrying your initials.

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@bennyjohnson “Pray for peace,” says the man practically foaming at the mouth while typing “DECAPITATION” and “INCINERATION” in all caps. No final attack order has been confirmed. Benny is just narrating a war fantasy like a rejected Call of Duty trailer.

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@HankDesmondPhD LOL this is not false. What kind of fantasy world are you living in?

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@libsoftiktok Trump’s White House issued distancing guidance. Governors closed businesses. School boards closed schools. Employers imposed mandates. But yeah “Fauci did all of it.”

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@piper4freedom Donald Trump was “guilty as hell” then when he did it over 400 times

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@GuntherEagleman “Freed the criminals,” says the movement whose president pardoned nearly 1,600 January 6 defendants. Miller calling a Michigan-born doctor “third world” and you mistaking the racism for patriotism please give us a break

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@SenTuberville You are accused of reporting nearly 130 stock trades late, and is now lecturing America about financial transparency.
That’s not leadership. That’s Enron hosting a TED Talk on ethics.

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@TomCottonAR Calling Trump’s “spectacular” Warp Speed vaccine ineffective while blaming Fauci for every mandate is an impressive amount of contradiction for one post

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@Milajoy @DAGToddBlanche Fauci somehow “turned the country inside out” while Trump was president, governors issued lockdowns and employers imposed their own rules.

But sure—ask Trump’s former defense attorney to prosecute the adviser for treason.

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@berniemoreno Moreno blamed Fauci for decisions made by two presidents, 50 governors, thousands of school boards and half of corporate America then staged a “turn around and apologize” daytime-TV stunt

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@SenTuberville Tommy wants Fauci imprisoned for life because he ate dinner while Americans died. Trump was president, admitted downplaying the virus, and somehow vanished from the chain of command entirely

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@TrumpDailyPosts Correct. America is governed by the Constitution, not Sharia, not the Bible and not whatever prophecy Trump’s pastor received between donation requests.

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@GuntherEagleman “I thought only guilty people took the Fifth.” Correct—that’s what Trump said before pleading it more than 400 times. Congratulations on turning a Fauci post into Trump’s 401st confession.