The Splendor Girl

I'm not a prostitute. I'm an artist.

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Just had a date at the airport during my layover. I win #tinder #tindersf

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

“I don’t normally do this” seems to be a reocurring theme to all of my first dates

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Just swiped left to a couple...I made the brides wedding dress :/ #tinder #awkward #threeway

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

I will never get bored of waking up in a luxury hotel

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Your 20 year old brother needs to stop being hot

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Last night in the five star hotel. I was explicitly told NOT to hit the minibar. Oops.

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

A guy waking in on you watching millionaire matchmaker is like him seeing you “reading” Us Weekly #bonerkiller #vapid #lovethattrash

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

You have nothing I want that isn’t attached to you.

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Try not looking like John Wayne Gacy in every photo #tindertips #killerclown

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

I’ve spent the last 5 days in a 5 star hotel. Not only am I addicted to this American boy, but I can’t sleep in my ikea bed ever again

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

#torontoladies I’m new to the city, do I allow a man with a #519 area code to text me? #tinder

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

“Walk like there’s 3 men walking behind you” oscar de la Renta #oscar #ladyquotes

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Have a date tonight in a hotel bar. I always feel I’m not playing hard to get when that’s my choice of venue-that place under your bed

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

@batgirlproblems more like, if I shave my legs Up High

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

What is up with guys in California being cumming-from-a-blow-job virgins? Slowly turning the state back onto 4play #dateamerican #ussingles

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

Swipe Wife

[The Splendor Girl @TheSplendorGirl]

If he was a good lawyer, he wouldn’t have time to take me out at 6pm. Hmmmm