Jonah, King of Whales

I Stream and I know things.

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

LIVE WITH SUMMER GAME FEST FRIDAY, JUNE 5TH AT 4:30PM EST!!!

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

I was lucky enough to get Thursday Preview tickets at Udvar-Hazey, one of the few true IMAX screens in the country. I haven't been this excited since Dune

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Every frame in IMAX.

My Dad's dream realized.

Tickets for Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY are now on sale.

Good luck getting one!

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@ShitpostGate wtf literally all he needs is a haircut and to take care of himself, Asmon will do LITERALLY ANYTHING other than see a barber or use conditioner

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

I actually prefer the more linear missions in 007. It's more story-focused anyway so the linear mission design helps the story beats and set-pieces shine. Hitman is Hitman, this is not Hitman, and that is perfectly fine

[IGN @IGN]

With few missions, an awkward structure and no sprawling sandbox, 007 First Light's TacSim mode stands little chance of matching Hitman's brilliant postgame. https://t.co/M1gN6RxaRO

#IGNSummerOfGaming

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

T O M O R R O W

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

LIVE WITH SUMMER GAME FEST FRIDAY, JUNE 5TH AT 4:30PM EST!!!

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@oristf2 @smosh @supershayne @smosh this is wild and I'm almost certain you don't want this done in your name

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

The Odyssey popcorn bucket is an IMAX Keighley camera.

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@dimboskimpodon @dogtoysoldier @eagleson_amanda @GWAMtweets You're just fucking wrong and also ignorant and also The US is not "The West" lmfao everything you've said tells me you're a child, maybe graduate middle school before you talk about philosophy and sociology, or at least get REMOTELY educated on the topic first

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

It’s just completely unimaginable to them that somebody could just watch their content and go “OMG fuck this guy”. I laugh when people call me DGG or a Saltman Slave when literally the only reason I know about either of them is I was already a Hasan hater off of his 9/11 comments and noticed that they were shitting on him too. That’s just impossible to them, apparently lol

[yeet @Awk20000]

Hasan blames Ethan Klein & Destiny for the New York Post article

Denies the claims, says article backfired, and calls it an unbelievable disgusting invasion of privacy

"October 7th happened and he lost his f'in mind..it's a really funny article..backfired spectacularly bc they were like this guy is creepy, what a creep..and everyone was like what are u talking about..it's basically Ethan Klein's google doc that he wrote about how I have s-x..all roads lead back to Ethan Klein and S-p*stiny”

“He’s now being sued in court for it so what did S-p*stiny do, but Hasan..and it's never something that I've done..they just try to do the no u defense"

"A bunch of diff things they pulled of ppl joking..remember back in the day when the common meta was, oh he can't keep getting away with it..and ppl are peaking over my shoulder..most of it is a meme..but they make it seem like this is me sharing n*des that I've received..half of it is unsolicited and the other half is not even n*des"

"Clip with Pokimane..that's from an advice segment..she was looking at my Raya messages..half of it is just me joking around about me having a f*ptop..it's a weird mishmash of jokes and insincere suspicions..the only consent being violated is my consent..so unbelievably invasive of my privacy..and so over the top that it backfired on them"

"This is insane, this is disgusting..(Ethan Klein and Diddy Stalkman are behind this, these freaks don't have happy lives - read from chat)ya..that guy (Destiny) has litany of controversies..his own son is clowning on him, his own son is a neon*zi"

"It's not n*des, it's like Sydney Sweeney's b**bs..or if it's someone on my Instagram timeline..it's not like a f'in n*de that I got from a loved one..and I was like ayy look at this"

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@dogtoysoldier @dimboskimpodon @eagleson_amanda @GWAMtweets That’s why I call them stupid and move on, none of them ever actually argue the point lmfao

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@LadyBleach For real, I don't know anybody who thinks as highly of Destiny as Hasan clearly does lmfao

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@dimboskimpodon @dogtoysoldier @eagleson_amanda @GWAMtweets If you're stupid, why bother saying anything?

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

LMAO get wrecked scrublords

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

GTA Online's most popular cheat provider Atlas Menu has been hacked, with nearly 64,000 users having personal data exposed

Information including email addresses, usernames, and IP addresses were leaked

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

This is by far the most well-documented police corruption case of all time and people still feel like they can spread disinfo for some Twitter bucks lmfao

[Christmas Town Enjoyer @CTownEnjoyer]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING RECKLESS BEN v BRICKS AND MINIFIGS UPDATE

It's been said by most reporting on the story that the consignment deal between Chrystal Gorman and Brian Mansell was permitted by BAM in their franchising agreement.

THIS IS FACTUALLY FALSE ❌❌❌

According to Section 8 C (first image) of that very same agreement, franchisees are expressly PROHIBITED from selling products not purchased from approved vendors/suppliers.

Section 1 A (second image), which has been collectively misinterpreted as permission to consign product as Chrystal did, permits franchisees to consign SERVICES (such as third-party labor for birthday parties), not PRODUCTS (physical inventory). This is a key difference which completely changes what most have been told up to this point.

It should also be noted this document was released ALTERED with wording cropped out that any consignment SERVICES must be approved by BAM. So even if this WAS permission to consign as Chrystal and Reckless Ben have falsely claimed, it would STILL invalidate Chrystal's LEGO consignment.

This CONFIRMS BAM's claim that they do not allow consignment at their stores. Reckless Ben has been CAUGHT LYING once again!

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@VitoComedy @McJuggerNuggets Not even the Third Reich could boast that

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

I'M GOING TO HERSHEY PARK

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@LawlessMcn38072 @Awk20000 Don't misgender me

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

LMFAO even communists' insults are braindead as shit

[Anti_Haxer ☭ @Anti_Haxer]

@TheSponchMaster @nypost It's because you eat paste. Not sure why you think "somehow" keeps happening to you when you have lead the life you live with a medical support staff helping you not kill yourself by drinking your own urine. But it's okay. They're just doing their jobs.

[Jonah, King of Whales @TheSponchMaster]

@Anti_Haxer @nypost This is so specific it has to be projection lmfao. You have one insult and it isn't even a good one. Not surprised, communists are always low-IQ so you tried your best!