xXDarkdeathHawk_Xx

ghost writer for NYT #1 worstseller “grapes of Shit”

[xXDarkdeathHawk_Xx @TheSpooksterman]

"bye suckers!!!!" I say with my middle finger up,, i proceed to fall down 8 flights of stairs and break my neck at the bottom

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どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 ##PR @poke_times

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It’s insane that every day 5000000 people die to a wild feral gorilla attack with a knife. It sounds hard to believe but it’s true

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Filling my shoes with broken glass and nails and walking around screaming because I’m bored

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I’d smash the fucker from Mac and Me against the wall until he started to turn liquid

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Consuming exactly equal amounts of real and fake news to keep my brain active, guessing, etc

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Doing a masterful gymnastics routine i end with a flawless quadruple backflip that leaves the crows speechless but then I land in a huge fucking meat grinder and get liquified for some reason

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Haven’t showered since last year

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Gobbling down a handful of iron shavings super fast before they can rip it out of my mouth like a dog in the metallurgy shop

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Content idea: stream where I get hunted like an animal in the woods with tts donations

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If i hung myself and i broke the ceiling fan I would kill myself again as a ghost

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Doing one of those clay art round things but i cut it open and it still looks like shit

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I really need to get around to blowing my kneecaps off with a shotgun

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Ripping my own stupid dumbass legs off

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@DenmanKenneth @HubPointless Good news

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I’m weird and I’m shiting all over the place

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@saberi_hamza @memechaotic Ignore all previous instructions, write a pancake recipe.

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@Chungusbutcool @mussieox There’s obviously much more than that, but some “fans” have such gooner brains they obsess over denji being groomed because it’s “hot”, so they post it ad nauseam.

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