>Be PewDiePie
>retired at 33 after dominating YouTube
>happily married
>moved to Japan
>reads philosophy & the classics
>still trains, still ripped
>restored his foreskin
>lives peacefully, doing exactly what he wants
Has Pewds quietly figured out life better than everyone else?
I had recently spawned a new world in single-player Hytale. Everything was normal at first as I began chopping down trees and crafting a workbench. I noticed something move amongst the dense fog (I have a very slow computer so I have to play with tiny render distance). I thought it was a cow so I pursued it, hoping to grab some hides for armor.
It wasn't a cow though. Looking back at me was another character with no nametag, no eyes and a tie and he said
"I'm Hyrobrine, Simon Hypixel's Dead Brother"
Can't a man just be at home with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and his dick in the other for new years? Instead he's gotta be stuck at work, feeding the very drunks who did what he desires.
Dispatch was by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Way worth 30$ and I'd spend 100$ more fotlr a season 2 ngl. Haven't been into a game that much in forever. #Dispatch Thank you @adhocstudio for such a brilliant game.