THE SU SQUIRREL

we are simultaneously a satire magazine and not funny 🍉

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The Prank Edition has been dispersed by our elf squirrels!

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Squirrels may not have rights, but you do. Cast your vote to keep them!

#thesquirrel #vote #electionday #susquehannauniversity #beimpossibletoignore #satiremagazine #pleasevote #votevotevote

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Guys please vote on Tuesday

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Sometimes Yikyak is helpful 🤮😬

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insider secret: hidden in the star under “H.A.G.S.” in our back cover art is the initial of the artist (A for amber) aka our graduating head editor :’)

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last edition of the semester, enjoy it campers!! H.A.G.S. ⛺️☀️🐿️

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we had our last meeting of the year today and our members made our head editor (ME) cry with a customized graduation squirrel :’(

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keep an eye out friday morning 🤭

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Join us on Tuesday, April 23rd for Making Public! A literary celebration featuring special guest and SU alum Patrick Thomas Henry, we'll be hearing from the publications and presses on campus about their achievements in the last year as well as seeing their newest editions

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the order form will be closing this friday at midnight! be sure to get all your orders in before then 🐿️

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happy april fools to celebrate the holiday OUR MERCH IS OFFICIALLY ON SALE 🗣️

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we’re still working on how to/if we can handle orders from non-students but we’ll be in lower deg all week selling merch!! or you can order it through this form: https://t.co/qzwr0xg5gx

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happy april fools to celebrate the holiday OUR MERCH IS OFFICIALLY ON SALE 🗣️

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if we explicitly say our publication is not for you it’s kinda on you if you keep reading past that 😭 we literally warned you!!!

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a coloring page in honor of our bday <3 since we know you’re all so desperate for them 🙄

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sorry keith

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the eras edition is out now 🎉 wish us a happy birthday or suffer the consequences.

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keep in mind there are plenty of other places you can get your coffee.

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btw starbucks as a corporation releasing a drink comprised entirely of ingredients often associated with queer/leftist customers (iced lavender cream oat milk matcha) in the midst of a boycott in support of palestine and union workers is very deliberate marketing.