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[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Affirmative action was never about admitting unqualified Black kids. It was always about ensuring qualified Black kids could also get accepted despite a world of systemic racism.

The “unqualified admission” you’re thinking of are legacy students—like how Kavanaugh got into Yale.

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@TheOnion @GreatDismal Make the cheque out to his wife.

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@pressprogress They need PM to do something before they can pick between "he should have done that sooner" and "he should have done the opposite"

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@jaubreyYT Because Elmo's new algos will prefer those that pay his vanity tax screenshots like this will become a fixture of this site. Someone posts something abhorrent and a violation of terms, and the algo sorts all the vile "yes ands" into a single screenie.

I'll keep my $8 thx.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Historical Texts Reveal Jesus Hid Out In Tomb For Few Extra Days While Abuse Scandal Blew Over https://t.co/tHc5jpPCj2

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@jamieminer @GRDecter @JohnEDeaton1 But isn't this true for like the entire concept of insurance?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

SpaceX Crew Member Realizes He Fired After Being Locked Out Of Capsule https://t.co/HJWT5DsLgl

[ostonox @ostonox]

High School Janitor Invents New Device That Makes Cleaning The Halls 10 Times Faster 🤯💡

Read: https://t.co/iy6aXLgAN9

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@ZachWeiner Was half expecting this review to end with "the prose is not bad, but it is not good either"

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@BeausWife2 @BeauTFC So, long story short. This dude in Canada and here carrying a knife for self-defence can be iffy. As a general rule if asked why you have (thing that can be used as weapon) the answer of "self defence" is the same as saying "yes officer, this IS a weapon"

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@HiddenYorkshire @HistoryNed Have not read that book in years but I remember the takeaway of that chapter as: good things happen when you let women make their own damn decisions. Are you sure you didn't carve an "aught" out that chapter's "is"?

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@c0nc0rdance As someone who makes fun the US for measuring things in barleycorns, you have succeeded only in reminding me of my love for swatchtime.

[Stampede @TheStampede]

@KritzKringle @Sanjistars Unskippable because your first exposure pre-dates PVRs and streaming?

[jerf 🛹 @jeffdsilva]

OMG the Government of Alberta hired EMINEM for their new ad

[Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH]

It is funny that after five years of “go woke go broke” trolling from grifting online right-wingers that the only case of a company’s value being directly hurt by connection to politics is Tesla, after its owner got redpilled by Babylon Bee and LibsOfTikTok into shitposting 24/7.