The Stappler

Staple the news with me! I judge, I criticize, I laugh... Making the world's updates more bearable for you!

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

This chart says it all and I am sayin' no more. Goodbye! #thestaplerknowsbest

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

BIG News! Its #NationalPopcornDay and Republicans are demanding a private memo shown to the US intelligence committee is made public #ReleaseTheMemo
I mean I just can't....

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Price sensitive Indian car market has a record high of 400 road deaths a day, @narendramodi "aids" the situation by upping penalties, really? I say, curb the "low-frills" car options benefiting only #Tatamotors and save some lives #thestaplerknowsbest
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[The Stappler @TheStappler]

A #drone saving the lifes of two teenagers in distress at sea in #Australia - this #worldfirst is one of the most meaningful uses of drones. Make safety, not war! #thestaplerknowsbest #newsoftheday https://t.co/nZwIjThI3Y

[ITV News @itvnews]

This is the moment a drone is used by @slsnsw to save two teenagers who got into difficulty while swimming off the coast of Australia, in what has been hailed a 'world first'
https://t.co/0kqnD4zNKk

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Do you know what we need for the safety of USA and the planet? YOU OUT OF OFFICE #TheStapplerknowsbest https://t.co/jNeTNK8IyQ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We need the Wall for the safety and security of our country. We need the Wall to help stop the massive inflow of drugs from Mexico, now rated the number one most dangerous country in the world. If there is no Wall, there is no Deal!

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

A minister for loneliness...Did I miss something? https://t.co/HBeQxJ6NKU

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Alec Baldwin calls "renunciation" of Woody Allen "unfair and sad". What do you think?. Vote! #TheStapplerknowsbest

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Alec Baldwin Calls "Renunciation" of Woody Allen "Unfair and Sad" https://t.co/Q369gwA13t vía @thr

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Donald Trump’s #FakeNewsAwards fall embarrassingly flat as website falls within minutes

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

I'm trying out new hair cuts for this year, what do you think of my new look?
Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence-

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

What would aliens say about capturing a Dog? or our God? Vote for your favorite in the Caption Contest of today https://t.co/9DrKbvOOjC

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

“Overcrowded train” takes on a whole new meaning in Bangladesh.

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

This is the most graphic guffaw you will see in years to come. By @sharonstone https://t.co/cQTRpOXiSJ

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

On @CBSSunday, @sharonstone was asked if she's ever faced any sort of harassment/assault while she's been in the entertainment business.

This was her reaction.....

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

This is a bookshop in New York. They have taken to the front all their books whose authors are from what @realDonaldTrump calls #shithole countries. Well done!! Photo by @almuariza #Thestapplerknowsbest

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Let's have a romantic dinner to reconcile! #TheStapplerknowsbest #loveisintheair #Brexitsucks 😍 https://t.co/VCQvUPOQWg

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#BREAKING EU's 'hearts are still open' to Brexit reversal: Tusk

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Dear @GenieTheBottle, we have to talk...Iceland becomes first supermarket in world to ban plastic packaging https://t.co/N0ZjWxyAUH

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

The Stappler salutes you

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Let's have fun then! #HappyTuesday #GoodMorning #Goodafternoon #GoodNight #TheStapplerknowsbest

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

Tragic news: The #Cranberries lead singer Dolores O'Riordan has died suddenly at the age of 46, her publicist has confirmed. Here are some of their best songs. #breaking #happeningnow #RIP https://t.co/goDP5NoWqC

[The Stappler @TheStappler]

When you have an «I hate my job» day: Read the literature of the Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer. I am certain you will feel better immediately. #thestaplerknowsbest #monday #MondayMotivation #Ihatemyjob #MondayBlues