He has to drink a LOT everyday.
All that wine during mass..
Gets him backed up BADLY. ๐ตโ๐ซ
so there's only one thing he can do,
let it ALL out in the spring outside the church.
or inside.. depending on how he feels
The confession booths are the only places where he gets to wind down after a long, long day.
Lighting one up, stripping down,
letting that booth turn into a hotbox of cigar smoke and his own godly musk.
Better hope no one catches him like this..
Sometimes the confessionals get a little too spirited. Damn sinners.
always straying from the path.
Fortunately, Father knows how to bring his flock to their knees
Ya kept on starinโ at him during Mass.
Now look what ya causedone more sin on his conscience.
Tsk.
Go on, offer him absolutionโฆ and he might just return the blessing.
MMmm.. yes. just like that, youre doing such a good job my dear student.
Keep on hitting that spot I taught you in class,
it makes your old teacher feel good, really good.
Do this twice a week and ill bump your grade up to a B+
Sound good? ๐ตโ๐ซ