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@doctorbattle Chickenburgers were invented by German immigrants from the city of Chickenburg

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@JasonMaloneStan @GoofyDoofy389 Ok, good luck with your keyboard crusade, lol. Surely, your posting will be the final straw that makes Undertale wink out of existence

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@JasonMaloneStan @GoofyDoofy389 Clearly they did something to you personally considering how much you post about them

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@JasonMaloneStan @GoofyDoofy389 I'm sorry Undertale fans killed your grandma

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@squirrelypatz Well, yeah, everyone inspired by South Park learns all the wrong lessons from it. South Park survives off of getting new episodes out as fast and cheaply as possible, so whatever they reference is still relevant

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@betostaxes @ruallsion Yeah, the Saint Lawrence River did lift tons of heavy products directly in and out of the Great Lakes region

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@DrStorm44 The character designs look like if you surgically removed the personality from Eddsworld characters

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@betostaxes @ruallsion The Great Lakes all have direct access to the Atlantic Ocean and were key to American industrialization

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@HauntLich You make a Golden Week picture your wallpaper on your company computer, and you'll be in HR by the time lunch comes around

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@HauntLich Your fucking dumbass has been from the jobsite so long that you think "tasteful pinups" are acceptable for work

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@Tzn747 @NBinted There's also a deck in MTG that lets you kill yourself on turn 1 without conceding

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@KILLER_OUTLET @HuneeBruh Reminds me of when Metal Gear Solid 3 was going to have a boss fight that would take 2 weeks in real time to complete and the rest of the development team told Kojima no

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@MGecko117 Firing warcrimes out of a fluted tube. Burrowing slugs alone is insane.

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@Designatedkitty I miss the ancient days of pre-nerf Sunspot

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@criticalcivil Dude, if Germany had a forcefield, the Allies would have invented anti-forcefield bullets in like a month

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@fluffygirlpaws Imagine ramming someone off the side of the mountain because they stole your parking spot

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@Moo_minn_ Derek Zoolander

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@EggsNoCntxt The joke has gone full circle. The original joke was based on the fact there's a real clothing store named Soup

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@ozlako Ok, so I predict that Carol opens a Dark World in the flower shop to trap Asgore inside due to him learning too much about the "plan." Asgore becomes the figurehead Emperor, while Carol serves as the true ruler as the Shogun, keeping the illusion he's actually in control.

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@ozlako Added with the theory that he's in the dark world sun. In Shintoism, it's believed the Emperor is directly descended from Amataratsu, the Sun God