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@JoshuaRodrigoA1 @MLFootball @Blitz_Burgh @PanthersCulture @StankBastard @denbron77 @LionsSyndicate @JamesRoyNFL @DustBaker @thebengalorian @scotteubanks18 @LawsNation When did I say last season? Try reading

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@JoshuaRodrigoA1 @MLFootball @Blitz_Burgh @PanthersCulture @StankBastard @denbron77 @LionsSyndicate @JamesRoyNFL @DustBaker @thebengalorian @scotteubanks18 @LawsNation When was the last time the Cowboys played in a “meaningful” game. At least Amon- Ra helped his team to the playoffs.

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Happy 42nd Birthday to Chris Bosh.

LeBron said it best: "I don't win my championships in Miami without you."

And he's right. Bosh was the sacrifice play that made the Heatles work. He went from being THE guy in Toronto. A franchise cornerstone averaging 24 a game to willingly becoming the third option in Miami so three alphas could coexist. That's not weakness. That's basketball IQ and selflessness at the highest level.

In six seasons with the Heat:

• 384 games | 18.0 PPG | 7.3 RPG
• 4 straight NBA Finals appearances (2011–2014)
• 2x NBA Champion (2012, 2013)
• All-Star in every single season he played in Miami

And when the lights were brightest, he delivered the biggest plays. Game 6 of the 2013 Finals down 3 with under 30 seconds left, season on the line, Bosh grabs the offensive rebound and kicks it out to Ray Allen for the most iconic shot in Finals history. That sequence doesn't happen without CB1. He also blocked Danny Green at the buzzer to seal a win in that same series.

His career was stolen too soon by blood clots at just 31, but his legacy is cemented forever: No. 1 retired in the rafters in Miami, a Basketball Hall of Famer (Class of 2021), and a two-time Olympic gold medalist with Team USA.

The most underappreciated star of his generation. Happy birthday, CB. 🎂🔥

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"I don't win my championships in Miami without you." LeBron James to Chris Bosh

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Kyler Murray: former #1 overall pick, career 66.5% completion rate, dual-threat ability. The Vikings' power rankings surged post-free agency per FOX Sports. This move signals Minnesota isn't waiting on McCarthy's development — win-now mode activated. #NFL #Vikings #StatLineHQ #NFLFreeAgency

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@ClutchPoints @ZachWeinberger Obviously a totally different player than Bam is doing some HEAVY lifting there. That’s like saying obviously a totally different restaurant than Applebee’s while walking into a Michelin 3-star. Yeah, we’d hope so.

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@MLFootball @wufosports @lisaunger_716 @BuffaloBossBabe @buffalobillsbae if he’s got even half of what his dad had, league’s in trouble. Frank Gore Sr was a dawg. I have liked when I have seen from Frank Gore Jr in limited reps. Hasn’t really got many reps in the regular season on Buffalo.

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After last nights loss, Only 1 of the last 9 title holders has reached the Sweet 16 (UConn '24). Florida won the SEC by 3 games but got outrebounded by a 9-seed and Rueben Chinyelu went quiet when it mattered most. The repeat curse is statistically real.

#MarchMadness #StatLineHQ #NCAATournament #Iowa #Gators

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@Noo0ah @BuiltInBuffalo_ @_RyanFowler_ That’s fair. I should reword that as my point is he didn’t really develop much of a connection (e.g. grow up here or play high school ball in the area etc). When I hear WNY native I think of like a Rob Gronkowski for example who grew up in WNY even though he moved in high school

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@stephenasmith Yes. Year-over-year jump: 628 → 1,130 → 1,793 yards. That trajectory is insane for a WR entering his age-24 season. That is without a top 5 QB

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Dylan Darling: 0 FG through 40 minutes. Then a game-winning buzzer-beating layup to end Kansas's season 67-65. St. John's reaches the Sweet 16 for the first time in 27 years. Sometimes the stat line doesn't tell the whole story — until it does. #StatLineHQ #MarchMadness #NCAA #StJohns #kansas

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@BarstoolBigCat I bet he skips leg day

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@GameNotesBud @spittinchiclets Goalie fights happen in less than 0.3% of all hockey games. When they DO happen, they're the only highlight anyone remembers. Every. Single. Time.

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@BuffaloSabres Alex Tuch: 28 G, 58 PTS this year. 36 G, 67 PTS last year. +18 this season. Leads from the front on the PP AND the PK. Grew up a Sabres fan, bleeds blue and gold, and has a $4.75M cap hit. He’s been giving us a discount for YEARS. Jarmo, write the check

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@BillsMafiaEP Buffalo has a fair amount of ground to cover on Colorado. Not impossible especially with the run they have been on, but Buffalo would need to go 10-1-1 (115 pts), Colorado would need to go 8-7-2 or worse. I would focus more on winning the East which is much more viable.

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26 million brackets entered. Only 3 left still perfect. Those 3 people either time-traveled or sold their soul. Texas over Gonzaga knocked it from 120 → 27 in ONE game. March doesn't care about your bracket. #MarchMadness #StatLineHQ #BracketBusted #NCAA #HookEm

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The Sunday night slate is STACKED. UConn hunting a 3-peat dynasty run vs UCLA. Bama vs Texas Tech in a game that's gonna be PHYSICAL. This is the kind of night where legends are made or dynasties die. Buckle up. #MarchMadness #UConn #StatLineHQ #RollTide #NCAA

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@MLFootball Logan Paul really sacked a QB in flag football and said ‘if you get traded we know why’ like NFL GMs are watching celebrity flag football film study right now 💀