SteamDad

Creator, Journalist, Gamer, Elder Millennial, (((Dad))), Steampunk & Sci-Fi Enthusiast

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

@realDonaldTrump IT’s TWO IN THE MORNING GRANPA, I’VE GOTTA WORK TOMORROW, PLEASE GO TO BED TOO, LOVE YPU!!!!

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

#HomeImproveMatt We spruced up our foyer with a new color of white paint (versus the ole yeller) and a cloud from Ikea! https://t.co/M4m7pcLABN

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

#HomeImproveMatt We spruced up our foyer with a new color of white paint (versus the ole yeller) and a cloud from Ikea! https://t.co/WUqG7utyUm

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Steamdad and the Kitty Whisper-er: https://t.co/wi2X2wQmI5 via @YouTube

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

I wanna produce an 80s tutorial video for up-and-coming bloodthirsty executives called #PowerLiars

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

You know those before & after pictures of presidents that demonstrate how the office ages them? This time it’s going to be of all of us.

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

star trek clips but out of context https://t.co/hIhcY89wm8 via @YouTube

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

YES

[Dominique Hall @H2G2Genes]

I just can't, you guys... https://t.co/7bbvwgV1DP

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Whoa! Babble-Fish is real! Without the slime! https://t.co/wUv4hsxdt6

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Sometimes being the "good person" while enduring injustice can shape you into the "bad person."

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

SO HILL-LAIR! Banana-roll Salad - Retro Recipe Review - brutalfoods https://t.co/vxsThxdi52 via @YouTube

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Star Trek: Discovery’s theme song pays tribute to Star Treks past - Polygon. SO EXCITE https://t.co/zUPToc6rcF

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

I sing the same way some birds imitate car horns.

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

My jam of the summer https://t.co/HESYmYK9Ci

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Here's MY celebrity-president: https://t.co/SSO8MP1QX8 via @HuffPostPol

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

#1stDayofKindergarten He survived! Tiny ice creams for EVRABAHDY!!

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

@realDonaldTrump Your tv show is giving me a rash.

[SteamDad @TheSteamDad]

Why is there no Bitmoji for "You're abusing my Martyr Complex"? #ElderMillennialProblems