Stephen Kelly

Comedian. Producer. Teen Titans Aficionado. He/him

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Beooklynnnnn!!! We number one baby!!!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i loveeeeee graphics like this... you're right lemme move from manhattan to gilbert arizona

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Hey everyone! I just built my a portfolio showcasing my software development skills and projects. It's a react.js site hosted on @Netlify built with a headless CMS called @ButterCMS.

Check it out here - https://t.co/vmNwSTEVIR.

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

I feel seen

[Simple Town @Simple__Town]

a 6 ft. tall boyfriend doesn’t exis—

[Fleit Detrik @fleit_detrik]

“Blue Eye Samurai is just Murder Mamma Mia”. - @TheStephenKelly

[Gray Writes! @ClickGate_]

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

[erika @yeeeerika]

they call it getty images bc 🤌 you getty the images ����

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Some New York City rats on a walking trip in Wales 🗽🗽🗽🐀🐀🐀

[The Guardian @guardian]

‘Giant’ rats spark fears of cliff erosion in Tenby https://t.co/RpQdq4Ikfg

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

@tatejamesdotcom Ghosts of Tsushima

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

[From the drafts] an insult I heard on a subway two years ago

“God you're a nerd. All you know is math and Starbucks, so go fuck yourself."

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Just learned my dad thinks Waterworld was a good movie. “That was good science fiction!” he says with no irony in sight. Happy for him and happy for those watery boys!

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Taylor Swift? What am I? A gay teenager? I prefer Carly Rae Jepsen because I am a gay ADULT.

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Bussi looks and acts like a murderer who beats the murder charge because he charms the jury

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Need to play

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

“I’ve got a beach house in Malibu and I’m probably going to hurt your feelings.” Beach house out now!

https://t.co/xppi44qXqt

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Very speed racer energy in this race

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

@didgeridougrou 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Stephen Kelly @TheStephenKelly]

Cat Jedi