The Sticks Improv

Absurdly suburban Connecticut improv comedy.

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I don't know specifically what my mom had to do to get us in, but I had a Member's Only jacket in 1985. #blessed

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Might there be a stirring in the sticks? A whisper in the woods?

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Some have argued that by staying home, you’re letting the virus win. Those people should jump out of a plane with no parachute because gravity has been winning forever.

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REMEMBER IMPROV? Let’s yes and this virus right into soapy oblivion together!

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For #halloween, should I be a coquettish white person in power or
a demure fainter in a tight suit that is just asking for it?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Jeez Louise you weren't kidding. Evie!!!!😍🤘🏽@LacketyLac @reneeelisegolds https://t.co/atagAauP4z

[Kate Sidley @sidleykate]

A real strongman competition where instead of lifting cars the men have to care for their old and ailing mothers.

[TRUMP VS. BERNIE 2020! @trumpvsbernie]

HARTFORD: @SeaTeaImprov presents #TrumpvsBernie SUN 5/22 at @infinityhall!

https://t.co/mG4fEyWeX2

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Just made eye contact with a guy in the security checkpoint as we put our belts back on. So everybody meet my new sweetheart.

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Using my kid's apple juice as a gin mixer, listening to #hamilton soundtrack. #parenthood

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@SassyMzManassy done!

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I do some of my best acting when I am on the phone pretending to write a confirmation number down.

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@SassyMzManassy ha!! We miss you.

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You actually have to be more careful saying "egg hunt" than you think.

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@TopherPolack maybe that's the problem.

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Is it possible to catch gonorrhea from an arcade machine at Dave & Buster's? Asking for a friend's son.

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@MuskratNews genius!

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Idea: Start clothing company called "The South Face" and sell only underwear.

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Did some war games at work today so next Veteran's Day I expect you fuckers to show some respect. #respect #aretha

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Baby sneeze, kitten meow, or old man fart... which is the cuter sound?

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So much chili being sold at this soccer tournament. Hope the porta-potties brought their shin guards because they're gonna get roughed up.