Perry Stargel

a struggling pacifist

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

If you wanna see how I became a champion in Kentucky

[lil sauce @sotzing_]

My girlfriend tested positive for COVID and the University of Cincinnati's Health Department instructed me to not attend my in-person lab. Not only did my professor give me a zero for not going, but this was his response:

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

When the next movement comes around imma be just as petty as some of these white folk out here

“Save the tigers”
Me: save all animals

“Protect the rainforest”
Me: protect all forest

“Cops jobs are important”
Me: all jobs are important

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

@bigdaddy_salmon @yung_btw .......Where in that picture do you see a black guy?

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Do you think dogs bark in different languages? For instance if I adopted a shiba from Japan and he met dogs here , would he just look around like “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SAYYYIING!!”

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Found me a better opponent sooo someone is getting knocked out in 10 days

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Are his nipples weird to anyone else?

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

So far this is the only clip I can find of my fight but hopefully I get the full one soon. Was a weird day

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

....why is my nickname “Pops”?

[UFC FIGHT PASS @UFCFightPass]

Knock it out the park "Pops!"

#WarriorWednesday10

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Forgot to say I’m fighting for UFC fight pass tomorrow if anyone wants to tune in

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Dear God : When I prayed for you to burn down Amazon I MEANT THE FUCKING COMPANY! #HeDoesExist #ButEasilyConfused

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

It’s been 4 long years of training but I’m finally ready to take on the world. One knock out at a time

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

@bigdaddy_salmon @cbibbsss @ImShmacked ...Didn’t you fuck a girl for free pizza

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

You cant force a dead person to donate their organs and save 8 current lives but you can force a woman to go through pregnancy and childbirth to “save” one potential life........ok

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"This tragedy was a senseless act of freedom perpetrated by a young man who was able to get his hands on freedom without going through any background checks."

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

@20jar02 If people start calling me that, I'm going to beat you up

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

Does Perry "The Storm" Stargel have a nice ring to it? Thinking of making it my fight name

[Perry Stargel @TheStormStargel]

@RippleFPS That nickname died as soon as I got over my honey bun addiction...