Dave. Not Rodney.

I'm not a real 'strangler'! All the right notes, not necessarily in the right order. Stranglers, Saint Etienne to Sophie fan

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Pass it on if you feel the same.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

Dear Mr Starmer,

Many thanks for your success in getting the Strait of Hormuz open.

It's one hell of an achievement.

There can now be no doubt that you've earnt the title of the greatest British Prime Minister of all time.

The people of Newton Abbot in Devon would very much appreciate it if you could reopen the A382 which runs North from the town to join the A38 at Drumbridges approximately 3 miles away.
It's been closed for over a year due to "upgrading" works and isn't expected to open for another 12 months.

To be honest, it's a right pain in the ass.

PS. I've also asked Mr Trump for help. No offence intended.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer and Zack Polanski are helping themselves to Easter eggs in Waitrose when shop worker Kemi Badenoch bundles in to stop them, only for manager Ed Davey to sack her and side with the shoplifters.

Modern Britain is a baffling place.

{satire}

[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

It’s distressing to see innumerable touting sites and chancers buy up face value gig tickets to sell to fans for exorbitant profit. Dont get fleeced. Let ‘em keep ‘em. I’d rather play to empty rooms than have you shafted. Legislation is paramount.
@Twickets is your friend.

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@benonwine Confident

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@DisrespectedThe Honda Jazz!

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@Rainmaker1973 Missed the rocket home

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@elonmusknews30 Yes!

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@benonwine One more toast and bacon please

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@benonwine All good here 🙂

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@Noiseannoys @johnwoodcock11 Enjoy, Nick

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@johnwoodcock11 @HughCornwell See you there John

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@Lord_Sugar I had one!

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@benonwine Cheese. And not a good one

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@Noiseannoys Saw you in the VIP area! We waved. We were down with the real fans 😂

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@Noiseannoys @kiyo_1013 Something me and KP will always treasure.

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@NoDMsPerfavore B

[Dave. Not Rodney. @TheStrangler]

@NoContextBrits Love them!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Enough is enough

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

Today I laid flowers in memory of Wayne Broadhurst.
I’m still in shock: he was killed by an Afghan asylum seeker, the same man whose life in the UK was made possible by hardworking taxpayers like Wayne.

As another Afghan, I felt it was my duty to pay my respects to a man who welcomed us with open arms. Wayne represented the kindness and trust that Britain offered to people like me seeking safety.

To my fellow Afghans who came to this country for a better life, I ask you to visit and pay your respects too. Let’s show Britain that not all of us are the same, that we stand with the innocent and against violence in every form.

Rest in peace, Wayne. You deserved better. 🕊️💔