#PeaceOutPreRec Thanks for the memories @PreviouslyRec Also thank you for the technical difficulties at the start... #memories The withered leaves collect at my feet
Next time your husband doesn't think what he said was condescending, remember it and repeat it next time he is trying to maintain an erection. #wifehacks
Dear people citing The Bible:
It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.