The Suit Maker

Vendo trajes hechos a la medida con estilo,traidos desde Italia con el fit Europeo(pegados). Precios accesibles,mas baratos y mejorcalidad que los de Zara!

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Year 2030 - Son: Dad, how did you meet mom? Dad: Ah son, everything had started over the DM on Twitter.

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You look like a Barbie!" "Thanks, tall and beautiful right?" "No, plastic and without brain.

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Books like "Twilight" are what you get when you let women out of the kitchen.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's clearly already been told twice !

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Ladies, you can't really say "Happiness" without saying "Penis".

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“Ladies First” is just an excuse so guys can look at your ass.

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Last year, I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.....I woke up in a box. !!!

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A man wears the pants in the relationship. But, the woman controls the zipper.

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What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier?

Women.

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Alcohol: Helping you wake up on the right side of the wrong bed for decades. TRUE STORY !

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My girlfriend said "it's the little things that make me happy." So I asked her "then why don't you date an Asian guy?" !!!

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I don't get drunk, I just get awesome. !!! Every single time.. It just happens !

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That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

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“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party.

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2 words !!! Suit Up... http://t.co/WZgLorQU

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I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive, but, suicide is a crime !!!!

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Everytime I see that one of my friends posts that they are pregnant on Facebook, I have to stop myself from saying "I'm Sorry"

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When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being awesome at everything."

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Halloween: "The one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner hoe bag"...the slutty pumpkin returns !

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"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”