In honor of summertime, and in honor of the 4th🇺🇸, and in honor of my massive penis, and in honor of partying and thrilling and just being sick AF 24/7, and in honor of being the second best band ever (obv E Street), let’s do a countdown of the Top 13 Florida Georgia Line tunes
1. Smoke (2014)
Florida Georgia Line - Smoke (Lyrics) https://t.co/ia0zN17rt6 via @YouTube
Best fucking song. Pure summer. Pure emotion. “July flames, October ashes” one of top pound for pound lyrics ever. Straight up dick hardener and well worth the top spot. Christ gimme a YOLO
2. Anything Goes (2014)
Florida Georgia Line - Anything Goes https://t.co/cVqXTrvRgg via @YouTube
FGL’s opus. Pure banger. Unreal lyrics. “Alabama on the juke box baby” I mean you fuckin kidding me du. More than any song encompasses their entire package. Big dick energy 101 here
3. Up Down (2018)
Morgan Wallen - Up Down ft. Florida Georgia Line https://t.co/qfNdndp6ac via @YouTube
The banger extraordinaire. I mean just look at this video for fucks sake. It’s like someone bottled up every sick thing about summer and we’re like ya um unleash this orgasm du
4. Get Your Shine On (2012)
Florida Georgia Line - Get Your Shine On https://t.co/fJNAEC29Pp via @YouTube
I like to refer to this song as the OB. Original Banger. Patient Zero. This motherfucker will evaporate panties like it was a fuckin nuke. Just another amazing ode to summer
5. Round Here (2012)
Florida Georgia Line - Round Here https://t.co/ziGUKkYUfe via @YouTube
Please tell me @WhatsNotToLoveQ about this fucking song. NEWSFLASH- YA CAN’T. Unless your dick is the same dimension as a pixie stick. Holy fuck just another massive banger about El Summer
6. Simple (2018)
Florida Georgia Line - Simple (Lyric Version) https://t.co/VHsIi5ZI4U via @YouTube
Man is this fucking song awesome. Not a banger but unreal. Makes you think about the ride/the gift and all that fucking good shit. End of day that and big dick is all that matters
7. Sippin’ On Fire (2014)
Florida Georgia Line - Sippin’ On Fire https://t.co/LAWLrDgJPN via @YouTube
Another quintessential FGL semi bang. Even these guys slow shit just still fuckin thrusts. Nice lil touch on the eventually shitstorm that comes w/tapping the same ass repeatedly