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[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Straight people: so how do you explain to a child they have two dads?

Me: the same way you explained having three baby daddies...

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER PARENT: "When I was your age I had a house and two cars."

YOU: "How much did you make?"

BOOMER PARENT: "$35,000."

YOU: "How much was the house?"

BOOMER PARENT: "$50,000."

YOU: "So 1.4 years of salary for a house."

BOOMER PARENT: "Yes. Hard work."

YOU: "I make $65,000. Houses are $400,000."

YOU: "That's 6 years of salary."

BOOMER PARENT: "Well you should've bought sooner."

YOU: "I was 22 with $40,000 in student debt."

BOOMER PARENT: "I didn't have student debt."

YOU: "Because college was $3,000."

BOOMER PARENT: "You're just making excuses."

YOU: "I'm stating facts. You got lucky timing."

BOOMER PARENT: "We earned everything."

YOU: "You earned a functioning economy. I inherited the wreckage."

You didn't build it harder. You just built it cheaper.

[D.G 🏳️‍🌈 @OmaUtomi31902]

Gay to Gay

You are not an abomination
You are not an embarrassment
You are not disgusting
You are not mentally ill
You are not a problem to be solved

Don't allow any bigot hijack your mental health, they can never understand your pain and fears you face on a daily basis

[Video Game Nostalgia @GameStalgiaX]

They slowly turned gaming into homework.

Log in daily.
Claim rewards.
Check the store.
Finish the pass.
Do your quests.
Grind the event.
Watch the timer.
Buy the bundle.
Update the game.
Accept the terms.
Link your account.

I miss when games were just games.

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now.

Rest in power Nolan Wells

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

If 3 Black Boys went on a boating trip and came back without their white friend and said they had no idea where he was, but they had his cell phone, there was evidence they were arguing, and they deleted all of their social media……They would’ve been arrested already #NolanWells

[npalsensei @npalsensei]

Okay, I just got some very weird verification thing pop up for X to supposedly verify I am human with either palm, biometrics (which are already on the phone anyway), or selfie >_> This seems a bit sus.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Black people don’t hang themselves on campus at a Job Corps center where students have reported experiencing racism in a state that ranks second in lynchings after dislocating their shoulder the same day. Justice Kai James was lynched.

[JinoGamerHC @JinoGamerHC]

Si pagar no me da la propiedad del producto, piratearlo tampoco es robar.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why is it normalized for grocery stores to ask customers to donate money for hunger and food banks when most of them are throwing out hundreds of pounds of perfectly edible food every day? 🍔🌭

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Russell @ATLCWorker]

You're "just not that into politics?" Your boss is. Your landlord is. Your insurance company is. And every day they use their political power to keep your pay low, raise your rent, and deny you coverage.
It’s time to get into politics.

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

😎

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[PlatinumPlus @psPlatiumPlus]

FUCK YOU PLAYSTATION!

FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR US PHYSICAL MEDIA COLLECTORS

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT OF BULLSHIT

WE DEMAND OWNERSHIP NOT A FUCKING LICENSE THAT CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY FUCKING TIME

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dear America, it's time to deal with reality and stop turning away.

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

Now this is how you respond to bigotry