Calvin

Autocorrect thinks my name is Falcon My tweets with no context are usually about football.

[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

ROCKY GET OUT OF THERE

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

Hey @DanhausenAD you definitely don’t remember me, but It’s your old friend Calvin. I feel as if I have recently been cursed. How much for an un-cursing. I will send you human monies and teeth if need be. I need this curse removed. Thank you.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

@crunchbar 🍫 I need this at my theater for real

[Elvis The Alien @ElvisTheAlienTV]

to everyone that said "characters wearing helmets can't emote with their face so I don't feel attached to them," let me introduce you to the faceless rock that had me weeping like a baby in the theater

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[cookiebot @cookiebotmonstr]

Ring camera: We can help you find your dog!

[You Know Who Else Games? @MuscleManPlays]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WE SHOULD SEE AS A SKIN IN GAME?

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Kevin Stefanski was fired for only winning 5 games with 2 Pro Bowl QBs on the team.

[mrpancake4343 @mrpancake4343]

THEYRE LYING ABOUT THE SNOW STORM BEING BAD TO MOVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON THE HIGHWAYS. DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAYS!

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

Blow it all up.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This was a entire Mike Tomlin season in a single game

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

WOW NO WAY

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

@ToneDigz Hopefully it has the same curse as when they mention a kicker has been perfect and then they miss

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

Gainwell is amazing

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Kenneth Gainwell. How on earth?!?

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Marquez Valdes-Scantling becomes the 2nd player to catch a pass from Aaron Rodgers on both the Packers and Steelers.

He joins.. Aaron Rodgers himself, who caught three of his own passes with Green Bay and one this season with Pittsburgh. #MNFInsights

[Ben Skowronek @BennySkow]

Giving away this shirt to a random person who retweets.

#ProBowlVote Ben Skowronek
#ProBowlVote @BennySkow

[Calvin @TheSuperCal]

DESERVED.

ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Bananza Time! #DonkeyKongBananza wins Best Family Game at #TheGameAwards!

Thank you for joining Donkey Kong and Pauline on an underground adventure!