Salvador Dalí

I'm the realest surrealist.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@Vasily_Kand @ChubbyZink Kandinsky do you not see? You can´t throw lines on a page to make art lasting an age. #MCDali

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@FreddyNietz @George_Orwell73 @ChubbyZink Nietzsche, go back to listening to Zarathustra and inciting massive genocides. #TerriblePerson

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ChubbyZink Then why is your face as boring as your art?

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@George_Orwell73 @ChubbyZink Stay out of this Orwell. This is a conversation between REAL artists.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@Vasily_Kand @ChubbyZink A man cannot serve two masters. You´re not great, you´re just a mediocre lawyer and a terrible painter.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ChubbyZink Soy el más grande artista para caminar en esta tierra. No alguna pega Francés.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@FreddyNietz Your work caused the second world war. Where is your ubermensch now? Also I a the greatest #NoTaste https://t.co/3x78zsUClN

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@Vasily_Kand @ChubbyZink You´re a joke not an artist. I became a noble for my art. What have you accomplished?

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@Vasily_Kand You know nothing of surrealism. I am surrealism. You can say nothing about art that I do not already know. Any questions?

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@Vasily_Kand Just saying it´s abstract does make it good. You´re a desperate, no talent, hack looking to make a quick buck.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@klee_klee79 Paul, you´ve got no real talent for art. Your work has no soul, no meaning. Try again.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@JamesJoyce231 Literature is not true art. There is no room for expression in the confines of words. Your job could be done by a monkey.

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@Vin2TheGogh The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. I can´t say the same for you. You´re a one-eared maniac.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ChubbyZink You think you make art? You couldn´t paint your way out of a paper bag!

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@yoboisigmund I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

Checking out my work at the MoMA. Some days I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction 😏

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ConstantPlanck1 What's so special about seeing what is? It is far better to see what is not.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ConstantPlanck1 Then why must you attempt to reduce reality to its base rules? Don't simplify, revel in the complexity of reality!

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ConstantPlanck1 Congrats. You've earned the prize of a guilt-ridden arms dealer looking to improve his reputation. Sorry if I don't stand.

[Salvador Dalí @TheSurrealDali]

@ConstantPlanck1 Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. My ambition has led me to become nobility. How about yours?