Nasty Bad Man

Down for the Bitches and Ho's

[ninersyoubitch @ninersyoubitch]

They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

you should be able to call out of work when there are multiple good movies out at once and you wanna see them

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

This is how they almost got Odysseus

[Crispy 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

In the sixties a 90 cent movie ticket would get you straight esophagus from a bitch named betty

[jae 🐳 the whale from whalefalls pr manager @gaythejae]

me after i invite the teenage mutant ninja turtles over for a dinner party

[Carrie White @CarrieWhite08]

im learning so many words😇 clock tea gag slay 😇😽

[Chase 🎃🔪🩸🏳️‍🌈 @ohheyitschase]

The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

I gago bafroom

[Jo @Zefc92]

I have a peepee 😀

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Told my nephew this little boy went to jail because he kept asking for Robux 🤣🤣

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Nothing ruins a day like trying to read a text and some asshole bounces off your windshield in a crosswalk…

And makes you spill your beer.

[JAY® @JayLGK]

I’m scared, im nervous, I’m a bitch, I’m a pussy, I’m everything under the sun idc I REFUSE to play those niggas again

[Australian Pornstar @greaserburger]

Trumps fupa probably smells so crazy lol

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Crush a bit, little bit
Roll it up, take a hit
Feeling lit, feeling right
2 am, summer night

[John Chapman @JL_Chapman]

Brock Purdy every time a free blitzer gets through

[NinersShowYo @NinersShowYoo]

This shi going triple platinum when Brock Purdy wins MVP 😭😭😭✌🏽 #FTTB

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[bling @blingdivinity]

learned the hard way six drinks deep among strangers that ‘retard’ in fact is NOT back

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Me after giving her 27 seconds of subpar wienering