Matt Ronski

12 year old boy trapped in this stupid adult body. Father of 2. Husband of 1. Admired by most. I'm hysterical.

[Matt Ronski @TheSwampRat]

@yourepicruler @UConnHuskies Everyone pausing while the shot is in the air is perfection.

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@LicensePlateGuy A bunch of us are getting together next weekend to recreate the feeling of watching a Giants game by kicking each other in the nuts over and over. Wanna join? 🫤

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@notthefakeSVP Time to get a new office.

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@erinstewartct “Tell ‘em why you mad.” 🙃 This could get interesting fast.

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@LicensePlateGuy Welp. 🫤

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@KirkHerbstreit Your lives were better simply because he was in them.

And his, you.

Sorry for your loss.

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@notthefakeSVP @KirkHerbstreit I had the pleasure of meeting you and Otis when we planned the swingset at your CT home. He was gentle and kind and loved you guys. Not exactly the lion hunter his ancestors were, but who is really? Your kid before your kids.

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@LicensePlateGuy I haven’t paid for a ticket in YEARS and still continuously feel ripped off. Grew up rooting for the 80s teams knowing we were going to win a ton of games. Haven’t gone into a game knowing we could win it in a decade or more.

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@notthefakeSVP

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@erinstewartct #scarfgate23

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@shouldhaveanima Rumor has it they work for a shell company. I’ll show myself out. 🙃

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@mhbach97 Well you may have qualified on subs and still work on them but I saw a thing in the internet that disagrees with your training so we’re the same. 🙄

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@RachelFrank_CT @TylerJRoney Give it time. They will.

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@JumboElliott76 The emperor has no clothes.

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@TaraSetmayer Heavy D and the Boys.

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@stoolpresidente @OmegaAccounting Three Fellas in Marlboro CT.

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@tommiedotjpg

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@PaulPabst It’s the second hand atmosphere I could do without.

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@CaitlinMFrancis Your life was better simply because he was in it.

And his, you.

Sorry for your loss.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr