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🪶🪶Arizona. #KaraokeTales

[Pterridactyl 🦝🍂 @TheTZA]

Donald Trump is a mega-idiot.

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Welp, gonna party like it’s 1999.

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I’m old enough to remember when SNL was funny. Wait, am I doing this right?
Gotta blast, I have a week’s worth of jeopardy to watch rn.

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Jeopardy!’ host Ken Jennings says 2028 candidate who vows to prosecute Trump ‘regime’ ‘has my vote’ https://t.co/qqS2DIJNef

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

Another incredible capitulation by a giant corporation hoping to get federal approval of sales/mergers/etc.
Even if Kimmel's mild comments were mistaken, pulling his show off the air is a wildly exaggerated response.
https://t.co/1M0L3PTxLS

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@KeithOlbermann

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@MrGeorgeWallace April Ludgate!

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@muddaub She doesn’t even deserve to be called butter. More like boar lard.

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Went to listen on a @TeamCoco podcast with Paul Reubens from 2020 and finding out it’s the day he passed away 2 years ago. 😭😭 They even had one those references on the pod too.

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My Lyft driver was on Twitter the whole ride. Smh

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Since everyone is doing this, I’m curious… @grok
who is the most famous person to visit my profile, doesn't have to be someone I know or a mutual and please don't tag them

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Paramount Execs this morning.

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Trey & Matt are gonna get all of television cancelled.

[Kevin Wozniak @kevflix]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone getting a billion from Paramount and then dropping this. Great stuff.

#SouthPark

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Me when I’m trying to get away from knife wielding chipmunks in my nightmares.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

These the type of niggas you had to hate in silence

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You know the MAGA are quaking in their shoes when they start posting Bible quotes. 🙄

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I had a cheese enchilada last Friday night and I have been paying for it since. Forty-five is when your body does fall apart. 😭

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Fucking. Idiot

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

These AZ Temps are Stupid… Just sayin. 🔥

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Thinking about one of nephews saying 9/11 was bombs is making me mad and sad.

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@JimNorton @CoryBooker The. Person. You paid.. to marry you. just got. deported….

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I would fucking laugh if I woke up tomorrow and this platform was gone.