The Talawa

News, how-to's and headlines with added satire.

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It’s 10:55 pm, I just realized I’ve only had a banana today and a bottle of Chardonnay.

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I don’t deserve social media. I’m not loyal😂 I disappear whenever

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Google developed an AI that taught itself how to walk — although the results look like a toddler trying to run

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In need of an immediate headache remedy besides Tylenol and naproxen

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Settling is for suckers. #SinglePeopleMistakes

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Horn clearly has heart!

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Getting ready for an afternoon Epsom Salt soak and meditation hour.

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Nothing beats a trial but a failure. #WednesdayWisdom

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I'm still surprised that #TheBachelorette is still on tv after all these years. Love sells.

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#TLC will be releasing another album soon. Find out more here https://t.co/6PXUtCK7lS https://t.co/6PXUtCK7lS

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Back at it again Puffy. #CantStopWontStop

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@blainejerrdan Understandable, I think Netflix is just too busy competing with Hulu, Amazon & all the other streaming services to focus on the little shows

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Whenever I start a new diet and I scroll past food on the internet. #StevieWonder

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🤷‍♀️ Nobody else can love you like you can love you. 😘 https://t.co/aOMBU2iGVo

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I love me so much i can't do without me! 😁❤️

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https://t.co/u5RDyVW0y2 #PowerPremiere #powertv https://t.co/u5RDyVW0y2

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Beginning a #juicecleanse today along with intermittent fasting. This should be very interesting 😬

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Good morning from the west coast ! I was at #starbucks at 6:30 am. It's safe to say I'm ready to start my day.

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Is Ashanti dating someone from Jamaica? 👀 https://t.co/twOp7MSNB5