Omar Martinez

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

please bro, don't listen to the fake news. We won the war in Iran 37 times. It's 69D chess, bro. I will give you $5k if you vote republican in the midterms and gas will be $2. Please bro

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house

[Omar Martinez @TheTalent15]

@BillSimmons Your spurs are done

[Omar Martinez @TheTalent15]

@Fchavezeptimes Soccer? Football?

[alex medina @mrmedina]

when Bron retire imma take a week off from work.

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Omar Martinez @TheTalent15]

@nick_underhill @MikeTriplett Awful player just taking up a roster spot

[Omar Martinez @TheTalent15]

@AndyMorganTV Moving to a losing program like Georgetown wasn’t a great move in the first place

[sammy @sammyshaped]

type of shit your university builds when you're about to graduate

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest thing about this sketch is that we can revisit it every 4 years or so

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Older Patriots fans waking up today knowing all they had to do was record the Seahawks walk thru practice and memorize the plays, steal all their signals. Pay a few refs off and deflate all the balls, and that Super Bowl would have been in the bag

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

The Chargers said Drew Brees was a bust. Canton agreed.

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

Pedophile

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

“Don’t bring a gun to a protest if you don’t want to be killed duh. Also American Hero Kyle Rittenhouse will be in my podcast this week please listen”