fern-der bender

legally a joke. ex comblock baby. appeal to heaven

[fern-der bender @TheTalkingFern]

twitter hiatus goodbye

[fern-der bender @TheTalkingFern]

no culture??? i think the fuck not

[fern-der bender @TheTalkingFern]

Living in Malaysia:
-new expat fam move to Penang
-expat ladies invite new wife to brunch group
-ladies tell her geckos/lizards are normal in homes and eat bugs, told to leave them be
-Weeks later, new lady host brunch at her home
-Lizard below had lived in kitchen for a month

[Cᴀʟɪʙʀᴇ Oʙsᴄᴜʀᴀ @CalibreObscura]

IMPORTANT: IDLIBI BIRD UPDATE

[emma! ☮ 🍀 @bymyelf]

Ok so we're admitting the wars are fought over oil now

[Ｐａｐａ Ｃｏｎｅ：２ @FuckPapaCone]

Kids these days won’t remember this 😂😳

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[jessica harvey 🐄 @oysterFAKE]

fuck. this is like shutting down wikipedia

[fern-der bender @TheTalkingFern]

ashamed to be texan 😢

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

works every time

[Pablo Alvarez @sussooss]

mood constante

[conure🍉🐦 @conureCC]

can u imagine they actually portrayed this as a problem for drake

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

send nudes?

No. send dudes, I’m in a fight and i need more men

[🏹 @eurasiaworld]

Дарак Ыры/ Darak Irı dir (The Song of The Tree) 🇰🇬

Darak Irı is the first Kyrgyz musical movie from 2018 directed by Aibek Dayyrbekov

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

Stop calling the police on your family! It ain't Andy Griffith who is going to show up to help you. It's going to be steroid-ridden psychopaths who have been _told up front_ they can commit any crime they and are looking for a chance to kill somebody. https://t.co/tIBGZqox1L